I know. My God, jeddy1989 is a caricature of that mindset. His family (Anglican) had ONE stray and marry a Catholic, and they talk about it like they united the churches of England and Rome. And he was the first of us to get vaccinated (through his essential work), and for weeks while the rest of us were still waiting, you couldn't even look at him sideways or he'd say, "Oww... my vaccination arm..."
But anyhow, my point is the history bit is the draw for me.
"My house is built from the same stone as Cabot Tower."
"Sir, this is a Wendy's..."