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Originally Posted by Kumdogmillionaire
60 minutes or less before the news might start breaking from my favorite peeps who are able to attend. Here's my humble predictions:
- Two towers, one shorter than the other, which is all but confirmed by everything we know... so that's hardly a bold claim
- The main tower will kind of look like a choad, and use much of the foundation from the Spire.
-The second tower will be MUCH smaller. Thin and under 700 feet. The main will be under 900 feed.
-They will have terracotta involved at the base and run up to the top, where both will have weird pyramid tops like they belong in Philly or Charlotte
-At least 4 people throw tomatos at Related during the presentation
-An old woman faints, and a dog dies in the crowd only moments after the bad designs are released
-They start to VE the design during the presentation, small children and women begin to cry now.
-The financial markets crash
-And worst of all, I, and at least 3 other people get into a slapfight here.
Hold me ladies and gents
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Guess I'll go ahead and post my contrarian prediction:
-Related Midwest proposes two 4000' towers clad in pure 24k gold
-The building shakes as the crowd erupts into a chorus of applause
-Towers go up in record time
-It is now 2021, Oprah Winfrey is president of the United States and Chicago holds a AAA bond rating.
Edit: added some words