I'd like to share a brief story, in four photos.
My RTD smart card arrived!
I quickly came to understand why it took RTD so long to develop. The card fights back. Observe the results of my first attempt to open it:
But I would not be deterred! Like RTD itself, I was determined. I don't need handles to work a scissor blade.
Enjoy life in your new prison, cursed smart card. You'll live forever between an obsolete national transit ticket from the Netherlands, and two broken Capital Bikeshare fobs.