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Originally Posted by thenoflyzone
I love how AC is spreading the love equally at all three of its hubs. The fact that YYC is left out is yet another sign of the lack of importance AC is giving to Cowtown.
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Scene: A darkened field in a rural area. A group of hooded Canadian airline executives huddles around a pentagram lit by torches, chanting Satanic verses. A white board sits off to the side with the title "How to screw over" written on it. A number of airport codes are written on it, with each being crossed off. Today, YYC is the only one without a strike through it.
AC executive: May the unholy sacrifice begin! Today we offer the airport gods an sacrifice to ensure another successful harv....er.....travel year! Now it is Calgary's turn to face the wrath of the secret shadowy committee!
Westjet executive: Hey, wait, that's our hub.
AC executive #2: Silence! Perhaps if they'd not implemented call-to-gate and had more water dispensers, we'd settle for picking on YEG again, but now it is Calgary's turn to suffer!
WJ executive #2, whilst pummeling NewLeaf executive, glances up and notices the ceremony has started while he wasn't paying attention: Sorry chaps, was a bit distracted for a moment there.
....and so forth.
This is actually how Canadian airlines work. All that jazz about boardrooms and profits and whatnot is hooey.