Blimey, this one is nice.
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Though it might be a little too "social media personality."
"Okay, here's the schedule: we've got the shoot at 5, Twitter, Instagram, blah blah blah, you'll take care of that darling, kiss kiss. I need to get to Sophie's to try on those boots, I hope they fit, she's such a gorilla. Drinks at 7, dinner at 8, drinks at 9, tapas at 10, vaping at 11, bottle service at 12, meet and greet at 1, night cap at 2, and then free time with Giorgio in Parkdale. We're going to do the sex and power-sleep thing by that guru in, ah, Finland or Bali, it's so energizing, and I'll be up and at'em by 10, no problem.
"But do text me at 10 anyway, I've got you set to alarm, you're my rock, kiss kiss."
And you just know that morally questionable things are going on in this building:
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(Translated from Arabic)
"Baba says we can't go to London anymore, that dead slag last year was too close for comfort. But I've found just the place that's off the radar: Toronto. Don't worry, it still has all the good stuff. It's in Canada. Canada, the country north of America. Of course you've heard of it, don't be an ignoramus. No, it's not cold in the summer. We can't do the supercar thing anymore, but everything else is still on. Cousin Khalil says the doctors there are just as discreet as in London. Everyone has a price."