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Originally Posted by SignalHillHiker
Why the hell would Winnipeg ever be MORE similar to Toronto than Minneapolis? WHY would anyone ever expect that to be the case? It flies against logic AND reality.
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Erm, no, it doesn't. At all. But then again, you think St. John's is more like Boston than Toronto. I mean, St. John's and Boston are so utterly unalike in just about every way you can think of, save, perhaps, for the odd clapboard streetscape, that it's confounding that anyone would make such a claim, but you seem to want to. So what's the point in trying to argue that Canadian commonalities supercede north-south cross-border ones when you are so impervious to reason?
But here I go again: you're preventing me from working, you know.
While there undoubtedly are prairie sensibilities that certain subsets of the populations in Winnipeg and Minneapolis share that a Torontonian would find foreign, they're overshadowed by the other things.
In a working class neighbourhood in Minneapolis you'll have numerous families with kids in the military and all that that entails: sons injured or killed in Iraq, uncles killed, maimed or otherwise injured in any of the other foreign excursions of the past forty years, other family members or neighbours who've lost sons and uncles in Vietnam. Poor and working class neighbourhoods in American cities are the main breeding grounds for the U.S. military, along with rural areas.
There will be a high school with security guards and metal detectors, and the general tenor of academic life in the area will reflect that. But there will be several kids with special athletic ability who will have dreams of college careers followed by the prospect of the lottery of the NBA, NFL or MLB. They will be fawned over and celebrated as local heroes.
People will have grim medical conditions because they've lost their jobs and health insurance. They will be frighteningly obese. Etc. All of these things will form a backdrop to life in the neighbourhood and will invariably come up in conversation.
The academic neighbourhood will be next to one of the top universities in the world. The left-wing pseudo-anarcho types will be outnumbered and overshadowed by the douchey fraternities and the feverish athletic atmosphere, perhaps best characterized by the fact that the coach of the football team makes a million dollars or more a year.
The opulent houses on cul-de-sacs next to lakes will be home to upper management types working at the headquarters of Fortune 500 companies that you've heard of like 3M, General Mills, Target and BestBuy, and companies that you haven't heard of but that are major players in the world's second largest economy, like UnitedHealth. There is astounding wealth in Minneapolis.
Winnipeg has, and is, none of these things. But the clincher is probably Prince. And a movie called
Purple Rain. Prince and
Purple Rain are just about as un-Winnipeg as you can possibly get.
You can't conflate a few granola crunchers in Wolseley with a troup of Chomsky acolytes in Minneapolis into a pat notion that Winnipeg is more like Minneapolis than it is like Toronto, because the evidence against it is overwhelming. And even when lefties in Winnipeg and Minneapolis find common ground on things like a vitriolic hatred of Bush, what's going to happen when the Winnipegger mentions Harper?
Crickets. That is, unless someone from Toronto is there.
To clarify, I'm not suggesting that Winnipeg and Toronto are twin cities (heh...see what I did there?). I'm just stating the bleedin' obvious: the commonalities that impact your life as a Canadian are more important than any north-south similarities are. Which is not to suggest that cross-border friendships or fun nights in bars aren't going to happen. We're speaking in generalities, as ever.