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Originally Posted by Hali87
An article a buddy of mine wrote for the Coast:
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That article is pure trolling.
What's the next headline on point?
LOCAL DRUG DEALERS STOKED FOR NOVA CENTRE
"If you watch the movies, it's always business guys snorting coke off tables with credit cards", said local coke dealer Mike MacKay, "we're excited that the Nova Centre will bring depraved druggies to the city!"
BIG TOBACCO LOBBYISTS EXCITED FOR THE NEW CONVENTION CENTRE
A spokesperson for the Big Tobacco Lobby indicated that they would consider having a conference at the Nova Centre once it is completed. Reached by telephone for a comment by The Coast, Jason Smith, a Big Tobacco lobbyist, said "Where? In Halifax? Sure, why not?" Meanwhile, billionaire Big Tobacco Executive Russell MacDonald said that "sounds like an idea", as he tried selling a pack of smokes to a group of kids passing by.