Great Lakes Cities

[benp]

1. Seen? 3 (Erie, Ontario, Michigan)
2. Touched? 3 (Erie, Ontario, Michigan)
3. Swam in? 1 (Erie)
4. Been on a boat in? 2 (Erie, Michigan)
5. Visited an island in? do Niagara River islands count? If so then 7 (Unity, Grand, Tonawanda, Cayuga, Goat, Luna, 3 Sisters), if not then 0
6. Encircled? 0
7. Been on a boat that traveled so far from the coastline that you couldn't see it? 0
8. Scuba dived in? 0

[MayDay]

1. Seen? 4
2. Touched? (dipping your hand or foot in) 3
3. Swam in? 2
4. Been on a boat in? 2 - Erie, Michigan
5. Visited an island in? 3 - Erie
6. Encircled? (drove completely around, even if not in one trip) 0
7. Been on a boat that traveled so far from the coastline that you couldn't see it? 0
8. Scuba dived in? (with gear, not just swimming around with a snorkel or underwater holding your breath) 0

[SIGSEGV]

Originally Posted by Yuri

We'll have more:



https://edition.cnn.com/2026/08/27/politics/trump-canada-lake-ontario-america

I'd suggest something very creative auch as America's East Ocean and America's West Ocean.

You would think he would go for a river first... not sure if he'd pick the St. Clair or the Rio Grande.

[xzmattzx]

Of the 5 Great Lakes, how many of these have you:

1. Seen? 4: Erie, Ontario, Michigan, Superior (5 from the air)
2. Touched? (dipping your hand or foot in) 4: Erie, Ontario, Michigan, Superior
3. Swam in? 3: Erie, Ontario, Superior, including Lake Superior for the first time a couple weeks ago
4. Been on a boat in? 2: Erie, Ontario
5. Visited an island in? 1: Ontario
6. Encircled? (drove completely around, even if not in one trip) 0
7. Been on a boat that traveled so far from the coastline that you couldn't see it? 0
8. Scuba dived in? (with gear, not just swimming around with a snorkel or underwater holding your breath) 0

[wwmiv]

Originally Posted by SIGSEGV

You would think he would go for a river first... not sure if he'd pick the St. Clair or the Rio Grande.

There’s already an American River (runs thru Sacramento), but may I nominate (for humor) Oklahoma’s Canadian River.

[jmecklenborg]

Originally Posted by xzmattzx

Of the 5 Great Lakes, how many of these have you:
7. Been on a boat that traveled so far from the coastline that you couldn't see it? 0

I've been out to the Lake Erie islands several times, but not since I was a teenager. From what I recall, you can't see the mainland or the islands while you're on the ferry. From the top of the Perry Monument, you can barely see the coastlines.

Edit: memory confirmed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwYlFBY9XIU

[SIGSEGV]

Originally Posted by wwmiv

There’s already an American River (runs thru Sacramento), but may I nominate (for humor) Oklahoma’s Canadian River.

yes, good point. I didn't even think about it even considering I was camping near one of its forks a few weeks ago... whoops. Though it's fine to have rivers with the same name (Colorado, Red, White)/o

[niwell]

Of the 5 Great Lakes, how many of these have you:

1. Seen? All 5
2. Touched? (dipping your hand or foot in) 4 - originally was going to say 5 but realized I haven't touched Erie. The only times I've been on the shore was in winter!
3. Swam in? 2: Ontario and Huron
4. Been on a boat in? 1: Ontario, multiple booze cruises off the Toronto Harbour
5. Visited an island in? 1: Ontario, the Toronto islands
6. Encircled? (drove completely around, even if not in one trip) 0
7. Been on a boat that traveled so far from the coastline that you couldn't see it? 0
8. Scuba dived in? (with gear, not just swimming around with a snorkel or underwater holding your breath) 0 - I am certified and have dived in many places but not the Great Lakes. I should look into it! I did my original certification in a glacial lake in Alberta so can't be colder than that

[Age of Whamsies]

Lake Michigan shall now be referred to as Lake Canada. No further questions.

[Steely Dan]

It will always be Lake Michigan.

It will always be Lake Ontario.

Fuck any dork who thinks otherwise.