MNR: Hello, small local business? We'd like a metric fuck-tonne of your product in 18 hours.
Over-eager boss: ABSOLUTELY!
Between Friday morning and Saturday afternoon, I spent more time at work than at home. Amazingly, it all went off with virtually no glitches.
I'm so thin now that when I see my arm reach for something out of the corner of my eye, I get startled because I think it is a different person.