The Ugly Canada Thread - Page 596

O-tacular · #**11901** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 2:13 AM**

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Originally Posted by GeneralLeeTPHLS

I've been hearing one commercial with Sean Jone's distinct scream in it....likely on the radio.......yea it's quite an irritating noise.

I don't think many of you heard of this guy, but the owner of a jewelry shop, Oliver, from Oliver Jewelry, has some really annoying and honestly stupid commericals that have been playing on television sometimes at least in the GTA from my knowledge. Here's the commercial I remember being rerun the most from him, it's at least 9 or 10 years old by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW8d4oZ_UCE

Just seeing this commercial made me a bit....mad....I can't stand this guy.

I've seen this commercial a bit too....:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBIpwnMW9s

That’s so..... embarassing....

Apparently he was taken to court by DC comics at one point.

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GeneralLea · #**11902** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 2:25 AM**

Wow...what a guy

WhipperSnapper · #**11903** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:15 AM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Now that the Canadian Tire guy has reTired, is there anything worse than bs rim whoreton's commercials (hockey dad bs, kids skating on ponds...why don't they show the always fresh donuts being made in that Brantfart factory?)

Screw the commercials. These privileged rich asses are now the frontrunner for the douche of the year award.

O-tacular · #**11904** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 4:36 AM**

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Originally Posted by WhipperSnapper

Screw the commercials. These privileged rich asses are now the frontrunner for the douche of the year award.

Them or Derek Fildebrandt.

MolsonExport · #**11905** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:18 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

Them or Derek Fildebrandt.

Dr. Douche! He has a PhD in Douchebaggery.

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MolsonExport · #**11906** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:24 PM**

These guys (Au Bon Marche) with their terrible accents and their arm movements were the undisputed Kings of cheesy commercials during the 80s in Montreal. You couldn't watch TV on any Canadian station (french or english) for more than 20 minutes without being exposed to one of their so-bad-its-good commercials. Nobody came close. Except maybe the 2525 laurentian-plymouth Chrysler guy. Worth it for the K-cars.

Enjoy:
"Aidez-nous à écraser la compétition et vous serez les gagnants!"

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two-five, two-five...We ave ha Winner!!

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Great for a belly full of laughs:

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pedo alert at 1:26

Acajack · #**11907** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:36 PM**

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Actually Canadian Tire surprisingly has a kickass Website. You can fine stuff and it will tell you the availability at the store and the aisle it is in. I was looking for a toy for a nephew for Christmas and it was 7 In stock aisle 58.

Stores are usually a mess but ours must have good employees and the Website is brilliant.

Canadian Tire's in-store service sucks pretty much across the board but I am still glad it's there. Over the years my appreciation of the store has grown, largely due to friends who are immigrants and did not grow up with the chain so did not take it for granted. They absolutely love Canadian Tire because in their words: "if you need it and it exists, they have it". The first time someone told me that, I thought for a second: "yeah, that's quite true".

O-tacular · #**11908** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:46 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

These guys (Au Bon Marche) with their terrible accents and their arm movements were the undisputed Kings of cheesy commercials during the 80s in Montreal. You couldn't watch TV on any Canadian station (french or english) for more than 20 minutes without being exposed to one of their so-bad-its-good commercials. Nobody came close. Except maybe the 2525 laurentian-plymouth Chrysler guy. Worth it for the K-cars.

At first I thought you meant this Bon Marche:

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WhipperSnapper · #**11909** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 3:58 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

Them or Derek Fildebrandt.

I'd go with the Brazilian billionaire hedge fund that majority owns Timmies right now.

Acajack · #**11910** Posted **Jan 11, 2018, 4:01 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

At first I thought you meant this Bon Marche:

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Le Bon Marché is also a legendary high-end department store in Paris.

O-tacular · #**11911** Posted **Jan 12, 2018, 2:25 PM**

This woman is every belligerent, obnoxious customer I ever dealt with working retail.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.c...n-trudeau-town-hall-hecklers-haters/amp/

MolsonExport · #**11912** Posted **Jan 12, 2018, 2:27 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

This woman is every belligerent, obnoxious customer I ever dealt with doing retail.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.c...n-trudeau-town-hall-hecklers-haters/amp/

bitchy ugly bag. dime a dozen. I've seen her around before (this town hall was in London. at UWO, and we have our share of angry conservatives...always super pissed off).

Her husband:

aol

Acajack · #**11913** Posted **Jan 12, 2018, 2:52 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

bitchy ugly bag. dime a dozen. I've seen her around before (this town hall was in London. at UWO, and we have our share of angry conservatives...always super pissed off).

Her husband:

aol

They're not married, they're shacked up... you lying piece of shit!

MolsonExport · #**11914** Posted **Jan 12, 2018, 2:54 PM**

Yeah, and they lied about being married so they could cheat a little on their taxes. Everybody does that! to deny otherwise means that they are lying sacks of shit!!

Acajack · #**11915** Posted **Jan 12, 2018, 3:05 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Yeah, and they lied about being married so they could cheat a little on their taxes. Everybody does that! to deny otherwise means that they are lying sacks of shit!!

Or maybe they're just friends with benefits?