Not only is Randal O'Tool an ideologue (and a demagogue too), he also seems to be politically savvy. His attack on transit in a national newspaper (at least, so the Globe says it is) skilfully combines his reheated arguments with drippingly contemptuous attacks on the city of Ottawa, which elsewhere in Canada is weekend journalism candy, I'm sure. (Shame on Ottawa for having the second highest per-capita readership of this newspaper after Toronto).
"the urban-chic Byward Market – 18-wheeler transport trucks and gargantuan double-length “articulated” public transit buses clog Ottawa's main drag"
We only have one main drag, of course. And it sounds pretty ugly. Plus, we dare to have an urban-chic neighbourhood. Only one, rest assured, dear Canadian taxpayer.
Ottawa has produced a master plan, however, to rid its grimy downtown streets of buses and their fumes. As part of a $4-billion, 20-year public transit program, Ottawa is set to buy a light-rail commuter service with routes ambitiously running in all directions – north and south, east and west. For $550-million, Ottawa will replace its downtown bus stops with an underground light-rail subway service. Outside the core, however, Ottawa's articulated buses will nevertheless retain the elite status to which they have grown accustomed. They will gain another 60 kilometres of “transitway” – highway lanes reserved for the exclusive use of such uberbuses.
All directions? Gee, don't all cities have a north and a south, an east and a west? That's all four of'em, yup. And our lines are running AMBITIOUSLY in all four of those directions! Wow! So many cities have lines that only run lackadaisically in all directions!
The elite status? really? aside from the Transitway, can anyone honestly look me in the face and tell me 30- to 60-minute frequency is elite status? Can anyone tell me that anything less than all-day 5-minute frequency is actually Elite?
[INDENT]Think of it. For roughly the cost that Panama will incur to double the capacity of the Panama Canal ($5-billion U.S.), Ottawa will build itself a fashionable public transit system that will probably waste more energy and will likely discharge more greenhouses gases – though perhaps not directly up the noses of the parliamentarians.
There's Big Bad Ottawa, Fat Cat City, spending as much as the Panama Canal!! The nerve of these people! These bureaucrats are out of control!
I could go on, but I'm too bored by now.