No man servant, but maybe a towel boy (I've been to high end restaurants in places like San Francisco where there
were towel boys in the bathroom - it was kinda creepy).
If you use this facility, make sure you don't accidentally sit on a needle.
In any event, it is what it is - if this is the going rate for a self cleaning public toilet, there isn't too much the city can do about it. We'll just have to accept the fact. Public toilets in high profile locations like the city hall plaza or the Avenir Centre plaza will always be more expensive and of higher quality than a loo located on the Riverfront Trail.