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Originally Posted by buzzg
I was going to put this in the restaurant thread, but thought it actually deserved a bigger space: Hy's is building a patio at Portage & Main. There's some hoarding up for minor renos to turn one of their current windows into a door out to the plaza... makes Scotia & BMO using the corners for private offices sting even more.
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Lets analyze this quick:
Hys.
Building a patio.
On Portage & Main.
One of Canadas most upscale dining chains.
One of Canadas windiest & noisiest corners.
One of the most sketch parts of downtown (especially at night thanks to concourse underground/drunken crowds/junkies & when security isn't bothering to do anything nearby whatsoever, unless WPS has the SWAT team doing laps through the concourse armed to the teeth).
What could possibly go wrong? Unless Hy's is building some sort of Earls-esque "indoor patio" with actual security versus Paul Blart going around the Richardson in a Segway, all I can see out of this is disasters, lawsuits, infinite refunds of $300 meals & people choking on gas fumes from the intersection (if not the sirens, buses or modified cars making constant noise) while the servers & busboys are trying to shoo away the homeless junkies running around with machetes in the middle of downtown Winnipeg... Hy's can't be THAT stupid, can they?