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Originally Posted by RogueNacho
Makes me think of that Simpson's episode where they move to Cypress Creek.
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Yes, exactly.
Scene: Young executive professional arriving home at 8pm on the train. Walks across parking lot to nice condo entrance. Partner is not home yet, so the 450 sq.ft. condo *with nice mid-level appliances* is empty.
Partner 1: Hmmm.. I think I'll go for a jog. * puts on expensive workout gear to look good in the elevator*
Outdoors: The windswept mall parking lot, a plastic bag floats past.
Partner 1: *goes back upstairs, turns on some tastefully decorated lighting, opens some wine and puts a frozen pizza in the oven*
Partner 2: *phones* "hey hun, my fairly successful career means I'll be working till midnight, when I'll come home to sleep and start it all again tomorrow"
Partner 1: finishes bottle, goes to bed with the TV on.
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