Ford: A real "cracker"? - Page 99

freeweed · #**1961** Posted **May 21, 2014, 10:26 PM**

lio45 · #**1962** Posted **May 21, 2014, 10:57 PM**

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Originally Posted by kool maudit

when i visit a city, the clothing styles ultimately register as just another component of that city's life and essence. eclectic london, brassy naples, dorky ottawa — they're just impressions. it doesn't seem any stranger or more controversial to me than noticing any other quality.

I would probably drag down downtown Sherbrooke for you if you ever sighted me there... I'm generally in work clothes that are probably worse than what most homeless people are wearing and completely unashamed of it.

Worse even, if you spotted me at the Colebrook gas station and Dunkin Donuts after I'm fresh out of the woods (generally dismantling abandoned beaver dams) and wet and muddy from head to toe...

Or even worse, lunchtime at the Subway or pizzeria in Contrecoeur (eastern edge of Montreal's south shore) while we're at the ArcelorMittal steel mill... I sometimes look like a black guy and/or those classic coal miners. We're usually briefly stopping for lunch and are going to go back for more right after it, so it's kinda pointless to bother to clean up for something as fleeting as lunchtime. I figure, it's a steel mill town, they must be used to it. After all, my face may be black, but my money is still green. (Well, technically, only my twenties are... but I always pay via credit card anyway.)

kwoldtimer · #**1963** Posted **May 22, 2014, 12:20 AM**

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Originally Posted by freeweed

Ford's car has been stolen!!!

There is nothing in the article to indicate that the vehicle was stolen. The saga continues.....

freeweed · #**1964** Posted **May 22, 2014, 2:46 PM**

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Originally Posted by kwoldtimer

There is nothing in the article to indicate that the vehicle was stolen. The saga continues.....

It was a joke. I'm sure Ford will imply that though. I mean, no way would he lend his car out to a failed rehab buddy who gets pissed up before driving, right?

Yeah, yeah, I know we're supposed to view alcoholism and drug addiction as diseases and have pity for people and all their resulting fuckups, but I have literally zero compassion for someone who gets behind the wheel impaired, under any circumstance. That is ALWAYS something you choose to do. Period.

Airboy · #**1965** Posted **May 22, 2014, 5:55 PM**

Reading the story on a couple of sites. this is kinda interesting to see where this goes. Apparently she got the keys from Fords room. She has been out of rehab for a week but may have gone back for a "visit". noticed how Doug and the Lawyer have stated they will wait for more info before making any comments. how unnatural for these two not to make quick comments to deflect.

O-tacular · #**1966** Posted **May 22, 2014, 7:00 PM**

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Originally Posted by Airboy

Reading the story on a couple of sites. this is kinda interesting to see where this goes. Apparently she got the keys from Fords room. She has been out of rehab for a week but may have gone back for a "visit". noticed how Doug and the Lawyer have stated they will wait for more info before making any comments. how unnatural for these two not to make quick comments to deflect.

Well judging by the behaviour of one of this rehab centre's graduates a week out things don't look too promising for Kool Aid Man.

kool maudit · #**1967** Posted **May 22, 2014, 7:16 PM**

this was almost certainly the result of some sketchy behavior.

MolsonExport · #**1968** Posted **May 22, 2014, 10:14 PM**

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Originally Posted by freeweed

Ford's car has been stolen!!!

If it sounds like fish, and it smells like fish...well there is something really fishy about this.

MolsonExport · #**1969** Posted **May 22, 2014, 10:16 PM**

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OPP Constable Jessica Drake confirmed Thursday that the Escalade does not belong to Ms. McRobb, but that she had permission to drive it.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-muskoka-impound/article18786065/

Fresh fish, fresh fish...

betcha a billion dollars she was off on a secret booze/dope run for RoFo.

The missing license plates...all too neat. Except RoFo is that dumb to think he could be stealthy. Not without DoFo to provide instructions.

vid · #**1970** Posted **May 23, 2014, 3:28 AM**

She was just going out to get him something to eat.

whatnext · #**1971** Posted **May 23, 2014, 6:19 AM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

If it sounds like fish, and it smells like fish...well there is something really fishy about this.

I thought Ford said he got quite enough to eat at home?

freeweed · #**1972** Posted **May 23, 2014, 1:57 PM**

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Originally Posted by whatnext

I thought Ford said he got quite enough to eat at home?

Some of you have been really good on SSP lately.

travis3000 · #**1973** Posted **May 23, 2014, 3:53 PM**

My mom just texted me, she's at our condo in Bracebridge and she just passed Rob Ford driving his Escalaide!

O-tacular · #**1974** Posted **May 23, 2014, 4:38 PM**

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Originally Posted by travis3000

My mom just texted me, she's at our condo in Bracebridge and she just passed Rob Ford driving his Escalaide!

Was he smoking crack or drinking from a brown bag? This rehab centre sounds really strict.

kool maudit · #**1975** Posted **May 23, 2014, 4:42 PM**

i heard you can only smoke crack between 7 and 9 p.m., and that even if you want more after that you can't have any.

there's apparently an hour for "cooldown drinking," though, which makes sense.

MolsonExport · #**1976** Posted **May 23, 2014, 4:49 PM**

Just how seriously is Mayor Rob Ford taking rehab?: Editorial

MolsonExport · #**1977** Posted **May 23, 2014, 4:51 PM**

http://greenestone.net/
(RoFo's "Rehab")

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Our Online Recovery Program provides the flexibility of self-paced learning and the convenience of anytime access from the comfort of your home. To enroll please click here.

I was kind of expecting an onsite cocktail lounge.

kool maudit · #**1978** Posted **May 23, 2014, 4:52 PM**

well, look: rehab is fun and all, but it's not like he's going to give up the blow.

maybe cut down on the day drinking and quit settling for the rock, but the man needs his powder.

MolsonExport · #**1979** Posted **May 27, 2014, 4:59 PM**

Ford back in court for conviction of stealing toothbrushes

MolsonExport · #**1980** Posted **May 27, 2014, 5:11 PM**

Toronto SUN
Sunshine Girl
KATHY

SUNshine Girl Kathy is a Grinch-faced drug addict who has visited the most wretched hives of scum and villainy in Etobicoke. She has made nothing of herself despite having the opportunities inherent to a large family fortune. Hobbies include smoking crack, stealing toothbrushes at Zellers, marrying deadbeats, getting pushed around by RoFo, and eating vast quantities of fast food.