You're literally the first person I've ever heard compare our roads favorably to neighboring states. lol That's not to say we don't ever repair roads, but not nearly the clip that I think a lot of our neighbors do, and it also seems that the repairs have a shorter life, too.
And, Michiganders bad drivers? We're going to do that again? Hey, if someone wants to do 35 in a 35, they can take their slow asses back to Ohio or Indiana or wherever. Ain't nobody got time for that.