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Originally Posted by bvpcvm
No, no, no, these are terrible ideas!
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What do you know about ideas? I see that you completely ignored my comment about hiring Bugs Bunny to dig the tube for us. Oh, how very convenient the way you totally skipped over that - perhaps because you know I'm right. Once Bugs gets here and starts digging, then we'll see which one of us is the smart guy. We'll have to find somebody to grow the carrots to pay him with, but still... that'll be easy.
When Bugs starts digging, all I ask is that you admit you were wrong. We'll show cities like Boston and Seattle that digging isn't astronomically expensive. And do you know why? BECAUSE I'M A SUPER GENIUS. That's why.
All we have to figure out is how wide a tunnel we want and how many carrots we need to grow. Problem solved.
I wonder if Bugs has any friends who can build us that monorail...
P.S. If you jacked your F-350 up another foot, it'll be perfect even if the landing is a little rough. That's assuming Bugs never gets here and we have to opt for the slingshot concept, I mean.