Posted Jul 1, 2013, 6:39 AM
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well, not just the bridge of course.
though no one expected it, bonneville dam failed as well, and a massive flood swept down the columbia gorge, taking out 84 in several places.
on the other hand, the brand-new sellwood bridge held fast.
but unfortunately, a heretofore-undiscovered fault running south from gresham, directly through estacada, was triggered by the megathrust quake and much of that area disappeared into the earth, taking the majority of clackamas county's —, trucks, and republican votes with it. (the rest were left to live out their lives in the resulting liberal tyranny).
in portland, i-5 on the eastbank sank into the river, and the bluff that the rose quarter sits on collapsed.
despite all this destruction, all the regulars on this forum managed to survive - a few were riding their bicycles, one in particular had just lit up a massive doobie in his local park, a few were performing trek in the park, others were drinking beer on outdoor patios - in short, no one here was in a place that would have been threatening.
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