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Originally Posted by O-tacular
You mean you haven't heard or seen the grating ads for Red Haus?> with it's "stylish and sophisticated european charm" that is currently "redefining the Royal Oak skyline"?
http://redhausliving.com/
Edit: I think Freeweed lives in the area and calls it the clown house or something.
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Yup. Think red hair, white face, red lips. That place is what would happen if McDonald's branded condos after their fucking mascot. And it's right at the entrance to the community, too - so everyone sees it.
The only upside is that it's one hell of a distinctive landmark. EVERYONE knows which intersection to turn at to come visit me. In a sea of beige (and light beige!), at least it helps drivers navigate sans GPS. There's a completely pointless clock tower on it, too - to me, this is the ultimate sign of ugly (I've seen a few others in this thread). Seriously? Clock towers? Public clocks haven't been needed since the 18th century.
I thought the usual earth-toned boxy condos were boring, but Red Haus reminds me of why I'd never, EVER even consider a suburban condo.