<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>>

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Your note should have said:

"There is an inverse relationship between the size of your vehicle and the size of one's dick. Here's a complementary pair of tweezers so that you can properly go piss up a tree. Oh, and move the truck you measly dick mental midget!


Regards,"

My original note wasn't nearly as clever but was more along the lines of pointlessly vindictive...it read something like...."Just because you were repeatedly raped by your dad doesn't mean the whole world needs to pay for it so move this penis-on-wheels you inbred, toothless, trailer-park, dog-fucking, rat-scum cancer fuck."

My new note that I replaced it with read "Good afternoon, sir. In the future could you possibly park your splendid vehicle on the street so others can get to and from their spaces. It would be most appreciated. Have a wonderful rest of the day....You inbred, toothless, trailer-park, dog-fucking, rat-scum cancer fuck."

[Ayreonaut]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

You're a plebe, Keith. Just like the rest of us peons. God forbid you dare order a well done steak at one of the high-class restaurants our favorite elitist prick frequents:

I'm pretty critical of people that order anything over medium-rare, but usually half-jokingly. Same with people that like skim milk, light beer, rosé wine, and Kevin Costner.

[mobyhead]

Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

I'm pretty critical of people that order anything over medium-rare, but usually half-jokingly. Same with people that like skim milk, light beer, rosé wine, and Kevin Costner.

My steak better be like Jerky! Kevin Costner?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Its my last day at the old job. Start the new one on Monday.

[rockyi]

Make sure you tell your boss what a pleasure it was to work with her.

[mobyhead]

There are 2 Air Force fighter jets circling downtown Indy as I type this. Something about prep for the no-fly zone during the Super Bowl. Our office is in a hi-rise. It's a neat sight.

[Centropolis]

I think we are going to loose the Rams. No superbowl for us! People here arent taking kindly to Kroenkes (owner) dick moves. Our relationship with the NFL has been in the toilet for a generation now. I grew up in the generation gap here when we didn't have football (when I was really little), watching the NHL during the winter.

I'd expect to see the Colts get a nice fanbase boost if that happened. St. Louisians arent going to embrace the Chiefs.

[Cleveland Brown]

Waiting ten minutes in the grocery store checkout whilst complaing on my smartphone. First world problems. I don't know how starving people can stand waiting in breadlines.

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[vid]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

Its my last day at the old job. Start the new one on Monday.

Does this affect the job at the bookstore?

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by mobyhead

There are 2 Air Force fighter jets circling downtown Indy as I type this. Something about prep for the no-fly zone during the Super Bowl. Our office is in a hi-rise. It's a neat sight.

Even though a big event like this in ones city can be inconvenient at times, it can be pretty exciting too.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Originally Posted by vid

Does this affect the job at the bookstore?

No, I'll still work there on weekends

[touraccuracy]

Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

I'm pretty critical of people that order anything over medium-rare, but usually half-jokingly. Same with people that like skim milk, light beer, rosé wine, and Kevin Costner.

Tinhorn Creek out of Oliver, BC actually makes a good rosé

[LMich]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Waiting ten minutes in the grocery store checkout whilst complaing on my smartphone. First world problems. I don't know how starving people can stand waiting in breadlines.

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"What? Wegmans doesn't carry aged artesian Cabot clothbound cheddar, or Canadian heritage wheat varieties?! Bah. Fie. How common. Better yet, why the f%ck am I in New Jersey? Ewww. My driver is SO getting fired for this."

[Buckeye Native 001]

Originally Posted by rockyi

Make sure you tell your boss what a pleasure it was to work with her.

Her words: "I don't know what we're going to do without you."

Especially since she's not going to find anyone willing to be her bitch and put up with her bullshit 24/7.

That said, I was gracious: I thanked her for the opportunity to work for her and said that if I hadn't had this job, I wouldn't be able to move on to the next step in my career.

[vid]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

That said, I was gracious: I thanked her for the opportunity to work for her and said that if I hadn't had this job, I wouldn't be able to move on to the next step in my career.

Gracious? You gave her the credit for losing her own bitch!

[Ex-Ithacan]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

That said, I was gracious: I thanked her for the opportunity to work for her and said that if I hadn't had this job, I wouldn't be able to move on to the next step in my career.

So when are you sending her the exploding vase of dead roses?

[LMich]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

That said, I was gracious: I thanked her for the opportunity to work for her and said that if I hadn't had this job, I wouldn't be able to move on to the next step in my career.

"...and then, she kindly handed my balls back to me."

Come on, dude!

[Buckeye Native 001]

I thought it was fairly well known that I'm a limp-dicked dweeb?

[Centropolis]

surprise surprise I'm going to walk to the corner tavern. hopefully i don't come back here and post a bunch of things that moderators have to clean up. again.

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by LMich

"What? Wegmans doesn't carry aged artesian Cabot clothbound cheddar, or Canadian heritage wheat varieties?! Bah. Fie. How common. Better yet, why the f%ck am I in New Jersey? Ewww. My driver is SO getting fired for this."

Cabot clothbound ched is sooo last November....Todays cheese of choice is a light, nutty, Egyptian domiati goat cheese.