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Centropolis · #**2701** Posted **Jan 6, 2012, 11:41 PM**

Sometimes I carry a cat around with my shit off

wait WHAAAAAAT? PPPPPPWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH Standing Vs Sitting!?

vid · #**2702** Posted **Jan 6, 2012, 11:56 PM**

Carry a cat around with your shit off?

If you mean shirt then I agree, fur feels nice against bare skin. No-bestiality.

I think 32001 could read a weather report and still come across as a snide asshole.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2703** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 3:03 AM**

But he deserves his pay because he works harder than others and has talent most people don't possess.

Honest to god, that was his last post in the Occupy Wall Street thread in CE.

And here I am hoping my interview for a job in the county's probation office goes well on Monday.

Centropolis · #**2704** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 3:46 AM**

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Originally Posted by vid

Carry a cat around with your shit off?

That was like a subliminal slip, nevermind......

Cleveland Brown · #**2705** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 4:27 AM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

And here I am hoping my interview for a job in the county's probation office goes well on Monday.

Good luck. You deserve better than that bitch boss you have now.

rockyi · #**2706** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 4:58 AM**

I think she just needs a friend.....

rockyi · #**2707** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 5:09 AM**

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Originally Posted by Xing

So how about that "Standing VS. Sitting" (to wipe your ass) thread? Was that not hilarious or what?

I was going to post that I lie down but they closed the thread.

Centropolis · #**2708** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 5:46 AM**

http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/86502/...g-toilet.jhtml

Centropolis · #**2709** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 6:18 PM**

So I just woke from a fairly intense REM sleep session with the words I viewed on a printed slip of paper fresh from the dream (in the dream).

Gumblegunk and Snorkery or Snorklery pr Snorkelry. Come to find out, Gumble gunk is some kind of fuckin' Harry Potter term, or at least was used once on a Harry Potter message board in reference to gunshots fired at a HP book buying, I've never read or watched a single book or movie, though. I was however a printed slip of a kind of wikipedia page generally describing the affectations of Londoners.

Snorkelry is a kind of bad tempered mischief designed to benefit only the actors. I made that!

Centropolis · #**2710** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 6:23 PM**

wow i'm glad i wrote that down, im forgetting it all.

vid · #**2711** Posted **Jan 7, 2012, 10:27 PM**

Sounds like you've had a very productive Saturday.

Centropolis · #**2712** Posted **Jan 8, 2012, 1:09 AM**

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Originally Posted by vid

Sounds like you've had a very productive Saturday.

I also started a backyard fire.

Centropolis · #**2713** Posted **Jan 8, 2012, 4:16 AM**

We should have midwest roo

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2714** Posted **Jan 8, 2012, 4:50 AM**

Roo?

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2715** Posted **Jan 8, 2012, 4:51 AM**

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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Good luck. You deserve better than that bitch boss you have now.

Thanks.

We're moving from our office downtown to a facility on the far east side of town. The boss writes to my personal email address at 6:20 pm on Thursday asking me to pack up her office...

Cleveland Brown · #**2716** Posted **Jan 9, 2012, 4:59 AM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

Thanks.

We're moving from our office downtown to a facility on the far east side of town. The boss writes to my personal email address at 6:20 pm on Thursday asking me to pack up her office...

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Centropolis · #**2717** Posted **Jan 10, 2012, 4:50 AM**

I think the state of Illinois owes me one for making me live in it two months a year right smack in the middle of it away from the Mississippi River or Lake Michigan. I think I'm going to take a public shit in Wicker Park Friday night. Great little urban park.

rockyi · #**2718** Posted **Jan 11, 2012, 1:26 AM**

^ What part of Illinois?

Centropolis · #**2719** Posted **Jan 11, 2012, 2:30 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

^ What part of Illinois?

Oh I'm in Springfield this week but I roam from Galesburg all the way to Carbondale depending on the situation. Mainly I remain around Springfield. We have a satellite office here and in Quincy, but I have yet to work over there. We have a Chicago office but they don't leave the pressurized skyscraper or whatever. I've worked in all of the big Central Il cities and some smaller ones. I've never worked north of I80 or even Galesburg. I've had my fair share of horseshoes...hopefully someday I try some quad cities style pizza. That's the only area of IL I've never been. I'm sure it would be a nice departure from looking at the curvature of the earth down here.

Why is there a sad face in my post? I did not put that there.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2720** Posted **Jan 11, 2012, 5:01 PM**

Here's a shocker, I've actually got good news: I got the job I interviewed for.