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Cleveland Brown · #**2341** Posted **Nov 18, 2011, 2:13 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

I track CPE for our accountants at work. We are at the end of the 3-year reporting cycle. They are going balls out with classes this month to get caught up. I feel you.

Tell me about it! Two weeks ago I took a one day water conference CLE and it was pretty filled up. It was also cheap for the number of credits offered. I can't imagine that so many lawyers wanted to learn about riparian (next to a river) & littoral (property next to a lake, sea, or ocean) water rights and the issues with oil and gas fracking in PA and eastern Ohio - unless they needed the hours.

Frankly, IMHO, mandatory requirements are often a waste of time. I often see people around me on the internet and I once saw two lawyers sit in the back of a large conference in Columbus and make-out during the lecture. Everyone (but the speaker) saw them kissing and feeling each other up, but no one had the balls to say anything. During the last substance abuse lecture many folks (not me) headed right to the bar afterwards...

Centropolis · #**2342** Posted **Nov 18, 2011, 2:20 PM**

My grandmother used to also say "lands a livin" and "my word" to express excitement.

Centropolis · #**2343** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 1:01 AM**

SHIT. I've come to the hard reality conclusion that Savannah, Missouri doesnt compare to Savannah, Georgia.

mthq · #**2344** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 2:17 AM**

So... what does the H in Jesus H. Christ stand for? Harold? Humphrey?

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

We're holding a two-day seminar on sentencing alternatives later this month and giving 12 hours of CLE and COJET credit hours to lawyers and judges in attendance.

So, if you want to come out to Flagstaff in late November...

...I'll make a note of that.

vid · #**2345** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 2:46 AM**

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Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

I've heard "Jesus H. Christ" and "Jesus Murphy", but I'm not sure if I've heard the H included in the latter.

Probably just another example of people in this part of the country not being able to do anything correctly.

Lipani · #**2346** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 2:50 AM**

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Originally Posted by mthq

So... what does the H in Jesus H. Christ stand for? Harold? Humphrey?

Hatin', yo.

rockyi · #**2347** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 3:55 PM**

Will Ferrell was in the Quads a few weeks ago to film these.

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Ayreonaut · #**2348** Posted **Nov 19, 2011, 7:42 PM**

I can procrastinate with the best of them.

mthq · #**2349** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 1:35 AM**

^^one of the related videos listed after the Will Ferrell video is Lawrence Welk Shreds. YouTube is clearly onto us...

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Originally Posted by Lipani

Hatin', yo.

vid · #**2350** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 1:41 AM**

I haven't seen the Lawrence Welk Show in three weeks now. Going through major withdrawals.

Cleveland Brown · #**2351** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 2:15 AM**

^ Here you go, a particularly raunchy (in Lawrence Welk world) clip where the organist has his way with all of the grannies

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vid · #**2352** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 3:41 PM**

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Centropolis · #**2353** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 6:43 PM**

Is it bad that right when I finished my second cup of coffee I cracked a beer? It is raining outside and miserable.

vid · #**2354** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 11:29 PM**

You're lucky to have rain. Today's temperatures in the small village middle nowhere were more typical of mid-January than mid-November. We didn't even get above our seasonal low.

rockyi · #**2355** Posted **Nov 20, 2011, 11:38 PM**

One of the joys of living at a five way intersection is that cars sit out there forever before finally getting their green light so I've just been pummeled with some dicks distorted bass for the last several minutes.

Time to straighted all the pictures on the wall.

It's worse in the summer when I have bunches of Harley assholes sitting out there thinking they're impressing the rest of us with their noise.