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vid · #**1941** Posted **Sep 17, 2011, 9:50 PM**

If you're not going to tell us who he is, can you at least tell us the party?

I saw my ridings MP at work the other day. His flowing mane is even more gorgeous in person.

LOL that's creepy.

Ayreonaut · #**1942** Posted **Sep 17, 2011, 11:07 PM**

He's an NDP caucus member.

vid · #**1943** Posted **Sep 17, 2011, 11:57 PM**

I see. We should have known it wasn't a Conservative because there was no cocaine and strippers involved.

Cleveland Brown · #**1944** Posted **Sep 18, 2011, 11:47 PM**

Note to self. Never let someone with a CCW borrow your car. Nothing like opening the center console and discovering that you've been driving around town with a loaded handgun in the same place one would open in front of the cops for registration and proof of insurance if pulled over.

Cleveland Brown's voice isn't masculine enough to spend a night in jail.

vid · #**1945** Posted **Sep 19, 2011, 12:27 AM**

He forgot his gun?

When I think of people who have guns I generally think of them as rather having the gun than clothes when they leave their house.

(Not that they leave their house often; them squirrels is plottin' an attack, I can feel'er.)

Cleveland Brown · #**1946** Posted **Sep 19, 2011, 1:38 AM**

Well, with a CCW you can't take a gun everywhere, especially banks, churches, government buildings, public transportation...

mthq · #**1947** Posted **Sep 19, 2011, 2:56 AM**

I remember meeting a Christian Democrat member of the German Bundestag at a bar with his aide in Berlin. They both broke their glass when they attempted to toast one another. And yes he too was hitting on a girl (from Canada too) that was with us. Ah, good times.

Cleveland Brown · #**1948** Posted **Sep 19, 2011, 4:25 PM**

Oh "Great White North" Canada...

Link: http://videogum.com/374651/an-open-l...e/top-stories/

Buckeye Native 001 · #**1949** Posted **Sep 19, 2011, 6:31 PM**

Just had a phone interview with a private investigation firm in Albuquerque. First thing he said was "A lot of people seem to think its all like Magnum, PI."

I've done this work before. There's way too many hours spent staring at a computer screen doing research or staring at a house waiting for something to happen. The less said about the amount of paperwork that needs to be filed, the better...

rockyi · #**1950** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 12:16 AM**

It would be cool if it was like Magnum P.I. because then you've already got the gaudy Hawaiian shirts.

Centropolis · #**1951** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:03 AM**

I swear this block of passable Gruyère smells like a high medium to high class prostitute.

vid · #**1952** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:05 AM**

I had Hungarian cheese from the deli today and it gave me wicked gas!!!!!!

rockyi · #**1953** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:12 AM**

Everyday life gives me gas.

Centropolis · #**1954** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:14 AM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Oh "Great White North" Canada...

Link: http://videogum.com/374651/an-open-l...e/top-stories/

Oh, the fucking Commonwealth!

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcde...eature=related" target="_blank">Video Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcde...eature=related

vid · #**1955** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:20 AM**

Actually, Canada has no black people, so black face is OK. Redface, on the other hand...

Ayreonaut · #**1956** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:24 AM**

I think Halifax has one.

In other news, today in Geography we talked about how during Halloween, kids in Churchill, MB can't dress as ghosts because the polar bears will mistake them for seals and eat them.

vid · #**1957** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 1:26 AM**

Yes, but he looks kind of Asian, so it doesn't count.

Centropolis · #**1958** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 2:52 AM**

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Centropolis · #**1959** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 2:59 AM**

Early/mid 2000s indie metal, good musicians, should have focused on the sludgy, greasy southern metal thing instead of jesus metal (for those not familiar with the southern plains and the south, yes there is "hardcore" jesus metal).

Buckeye Native 001 · #**1960** Posted **Sep 20, 2011, 3:12 AM**

Hardcore Jesus metal is fucking hilarious

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockyi

It would be cool if it was like Magnum P.I. because then you've already got the gaudy Hawaiian shirts.

My friends make fun of me for wearing those shirts. I started wearing them because they were the easiest thing to get into after I broke my arm...I'm too hairy to walk around shirtless.