ColDay Pet Peeve Alert:
This:
http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showthread.php?t=193086
Is a trip. How on earth do you go to Times Square, say:
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Taking the pictures of the NYTimes Tower involved me being dangerously close to Times Square. The stench of Midwesterner was almost too overwhelming, and I needed to leave soon.
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Yet you went to New York to try SHAKE SHACK?
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Naturally, my first question, me being from L.A., was where the best hamburger was. I was told time and time again, "Shake Shack!" And so, I set off to find this mystical Shack Shack. And then, there it was.
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Ya know, one of the more known CHAINS/TOURSITY FOODS in the city? Yes, I'm sure tourists from Iowa and Michigan are just creaming in their pants to find the best HAMBURGER in NEW YORK CITY. Not pizza. Not even Sbarro. But a HAMBURGER. In NEW YORK CITY. Next time I go to Paris, remind me to skip the French bullshit and head straight to the PFK.
Oy! Not ONLY that but the guy is from
California, the Chain Capital of the Country. A state where a giant 40-foot real estate billboard erected by a
Clevelander (*shudders*) on a burnt-out hillside is a landmark and where giant donuts and overrated In-N-Out Burgers take hold in their collective conscience.
It's one thing to use the Midwest thing in tongue-n-cheek but it's another to be from a place founded by people from Iowa, taking the chain thing to the max (again, In-N-Out...Tommy's...hell, Del Taco!), and finding Times Square "Midwestern." Lawd Jesus, the child needs to be
Saved by the Bell and I ain't talkin' tacos!