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Strange Meat · #**1101** Posted **Jun 3, 2011, 9:20 PM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

They're fast, sure, but there's no rhyme or reason to it. In LA, everyone speeds. In Phoenix, some people speed, but others don't, and nobody seems to have any respect for the passing lanes being used for their intended purposes.

Then there's my cousin from Ohio, who after returning to my parents house in South Phoenix from a trip to Glendale, said "I didn't realize the speed limits out here were a suggestion."

Ohio's an odd one, though. Some of the slowest drivers ever (which makes sense given there seems to be a state trooper at every mile marker), with the possible exception of Greater Cincinnati.

Ohio drivers suck, but yeah, it's because they're all traumatized into driving no more than 1-3 mph over the posted limit.

There really weren't any cops in Columbus, either. I'd cruise the freeways there fast as hell.

I always will remember driving from DC-Columbus and seeing 11 cars pulled over. 10 of them were from Columbus to the Ohio border. And that didn't include the two cops I saw lying in wait.

rockyi · #**1102** Posted **Jun 3, 2011, 9:45 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

Is she cute?

I suppose if you like 300 lb, sweaty, wheezy chicks.

mobyhead · #**1103** Posted **Jun 3, 2011, 11:17 PM**

So your saying I might have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot? (don't tell my wife I typed that!)

Ex-Ithacan · #**1104** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 12:23 AM**

C'mon rock it could be worse:

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Centropolis · #**1105** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 2:52 AM**

i just cancelled my flight to Seattle, New Orleans here I come...I want to be somewhere that you can drink the water droplets off the outside of your beer bottle, I mean other than St. Louis...I feel this strange homesickness for NOLA...

rockyi · #**1106** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 3:48 AM**

^^Damn Ex, I wonder how many times he dropped one of those bricks on his toes while practicing that trick.

rockyi · #**1107** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 3:49 AM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

So your saying I might have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot?......

You don't have to roll her around in flour...you just wait till dusk and see where the bats fly out of.

mthq · #**1108** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 7:57 AM**

^hahahaha

Strange Meat · #**1109** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 12:19 PM**

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Originally Posted by Centropolis

i just cancelled my flight to Seattle, New Orleans here I come...I want to be somewhere that you can drink the water droplets off the outside of your beer bottle, I mean other than St. Louis...I feel this strange homesickness for NOLA...

Got a couple friends who went Denver -> NOLA. Wanna visit but may wait till winter, though then that trip competes with Hawai'i rather than Ohio...

By the way... Droplets on beer bottles? :confused:

Strange Meat · #**1110** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 12:20 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

So your saying I might have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot? (don't tell my wife I typed that!)

The next part of this joke is: so once you've got the flour and some wet spots, start makin doughnuts!

rockyi · #**1111** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 12:54 PM**

Doughnuts should never smell like low tide.

Strange Meat · #**1112** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 1:11 PM**

Now, with extra flavor!

rockyi · #**1113** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 1:18 PM**

And crickets.....lots 'o crickets.

vid · #**1114** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 6:34 PM**

I'm slightly disturbed. I need some kittens.

Much better.

Ex-Ithacan · #**1115** Posted **Jun 4, 2011, 11:47 PM**

^ What's up with the little pussies vid? Oh, OK, I get the connection.

vid · #**1116** Posted **Jun 5, 2011, 4:08 AM**

Ex-Ithacan · #**1117** Posted **Jun 5, 2011, 4:34 AM**

Oh yeah, I guess I lost my head for a second.

Strange Meat · #**1118** Posted **Jun 6, 2011, 2:38 AM**

Hey Buckeye, all those fires in your state (as well as down in Mexico) are sure making for some more killer than usual sunsets here.

Centropolis · #**1119** Posted **Jun 6, 2011, 2:52 AM**

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Originally Posted by Strange Meat

Got a couple friends who went Denver -> NOLA. Wanna visit but may wait till winter, though then that trip competes with Hawai'i rather than Ohio...

By the way... Droplets on beer bottles? :confused:

It's a Mississippi Valle thang...rocki ghets it.

Always go to New Orleans, pretty easy, it makes Portland look a little drab. Hipsters are roasted whole in NOLA.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**1120** Posted **Jun 6, 2011, 4:08 AM**

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Originally Posted by Strange Meat

Hey Buckeye, all those fires in your state (as well as down in Mexico) are sure making for some more killer than usual sunsets here.

At least they're good for something...

Needless to say, with the dry winter and lack of vegetation on the mountain to catch some of last summer's debris runoff, we're scared shitless of this fire and monsoon season.