The shittiest things about waterparks are (in order):
1. waiting in line, either freezing your ass off or burning to a crisp (in either case, suffering from boredom).
2. getting hit in the head from some asshole's foot.
3. having to look at the trailor-trash tattoos adorning half the women (stupid butterfly above asscrack, or some dolphin, or barbed-wire a la Pamela Anderson) and three-quarters of the men.
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. (Bertrand Russell). Sweet Loretta fart thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan. (John Lennon)
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