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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 2:10 AM
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The post office project is very....grainy.
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 2:36 AM
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The post office project is very....grainy.
Please..stop..complaining so much; it's unbecoming; it's a web photos, a copy of a copy of a copy...what do you expect?
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 2:43 AM
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The post office project is very....grainy.
That's not the actual project, thats a dream proposal for creating a giagantic mausoleum in the middle of the city I believe. Interesting idea, but would kinda creep me out having so many dead people in one spot stacked like that.

Interesting to say the least...
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 2:52 AM
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HILARIOUS!!!

From today's edition of the HPHerald, his is by and far the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Check out the letter on the far right, titled "Save the Parking Lot"

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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 2:59 AM
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Its not serious, is it? Sorry if thats a dumb question. I guess you could say I'm in shock, and if it is serious, that person needs to be tied to cannonball and shot into Lake Michigan.
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:03 AM
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Its not serious, is it? Sorry if thats a dumb question. I guess you could say I'm in shock, and if it is serious, that person needs to be tied to cannonball and shot into Lake Michigan.
I'm sorry, but thats absolutely hilarious, tied to a cannon ball and shot into the lake! HAHA I second that!

Yeah I don't get it, that guy must be joking. Also, what kind of dumb ass editor would publish a letter of that stupidity, I mean the guy is a blatant dumbass!
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:07 AM
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This has to be sarcasm. There is no other logic to explain it.

Read it closely, this is pure tongue and cheek I think.

But it is almost too realistic and not bombastic enough, like the Onion pieces, not to at least wonder.
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:11 AM
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HILARIOUS!!!

From today's edition of the HPHerald, his is by and far the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Check out the letter on the far right, titled "Save the Parking Lot"


Yeah, well why don't I just save my bowel movement. It's such a precious comodity after all...

Fucking idiots...
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:17 AM
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Ok I have solved it for everyone. It is pure sarcasm, nothing more. Go along with the joke for the writer is probably one of us.

"The committee also feels that the proposed structure would attract relatively high-income households. Because these people tend to have disposable income, they would probably spend it in our neighborhood. This would only reinvigorate local business, leading to further reduction in the charming variety of vacant storefronts and marginal retail services we have worked so hard to preserve."

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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:20 AM
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a little off topic, but if that new megaproposal hinted at earlier is in fact the post office, I'll be torn
because I'd love to see something that brings it to a real life, one it never had before, but at the same time my more romantic dreamer side holds out for to be realized, so I can be interred there


Somewhat of a high-rise (I'm pretty sure it's over 12 floors), so yes this is the right place to discuss this, you were not off topic.

I saw the developer's plans recently for this (a month or two ago). The existing (old) post office is actually multiple buildings conjoined. On MOST floors the floor plates do not actually match. The developers intend to "cut" (for lack of a better term) the building up into several small mid-rise buildings with a very nice rooftop garden.... I won't be more specific than that because it's not my place to say more, but in general think of a much older, colder, grittier version of The Metropolis (Midtown Atlanta). It honestly could end up being a VERY nice re-development, and even with the Union Station re-development a few blocks away both of these will have to be "inward focusing" developments because the surrounding elements are simply unattractive.... and I suppose that's perfectly okay if you're talking about living in a mid-rise...that's on top of a freeway...that's on top of railroad tracks.... that are on top of a subway....
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:23 AM
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Yeah, well why don't I just save my bowel movement. It's such a precious comodity after all...

Fucking idiots...
It is sarcasm to the fullest. I love it--and I applaud the HpHerald for posting it. Of many of Chicago's local papers (Near West Gazette, Chicago Journal) I give HPHerald the most props for not completely being a NIMBY wind-bag machine
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 3:31 AM
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Yeah, well why don't I just save my bowel movement. It's such a precious comodity after all...

Fucking idiots...
I just fully read the article...FUNNY!!!!!

Will whoever wrote this please write to the Chicago Journal as well about X/O
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^ Hilarious Sounds like he "gets it"
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 15, 2007, 10:27 PM
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It is sarcasm to the fullest. I love it--and I applaud the HpHerald for posting it. Of many of Chicago's local papers (Near West Gazette, Chicago Journal) I give HPHerald the most props for not completely being a NIMBY wind-bag machine

Just read the letter as well. That was awesome - whoever wrote it, thanks for bringing a big laugh to my day!!
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The developers intend to "cut" (for lack of a better term) the building up into several small mid-rise buildings with a very nice rooftop garden.... I won't be more specific than that because it's not my place to say more, but in general think of a much older, colder, grittier version of The Metropolis (Midtown Atlanta).


Sorta like this? It was published in a issue of Crain's about 3 years ago.

I don't think this will be bad at all if the city takes steps to make the intersection at Canal and Van Buren much more pedestrian friendly. With residents in the post office, they pretty much have to. The strip parking lot on the west side of the post office can be easily converted into a pedestrian promenade, with an underpass or overpass to cross 290.
     
     
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^^^ That was awesome!! Any Idea who wrote the article!

Off Topic: Why are the times on each post so off of American Time.
     
     
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Old Posted Mar 16, 2007, 1:57 AM
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Millennium Park Plaza

Just wondering if anyone stopped by the Plan Commission meeting today. If so, was Millennium Park Plaza approved? (if I'm remembering correctly, I think this was the only development on today's agenda that captured my interest)
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Just wondering if anyone stopped by the Plan Commission meeting today. If so, was Millennium Park Plaza approved? (if I'm remembering correctly, I think this was the only development on today's agenda that captured my interest)
i did not attend the meeting, but i'd be SHOCKED if millennium park plaza didn't get approved. i remember when the developemnt team presented at GPAC, you could tell they were expecting some hostility and they seemed to be pleasently surprised at all the positive feedback they were getting from the neighborhood people who attended. this one really didn't seem to stir up a whole lot of NIMBY aggression (probably because it's not going to block the view of anyone's million dollar condo).
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Just wondering if anyone stopped by the Plan Commission meeting today. If so, was Millennium Park Plaza approved? (if I'm remembering correctly, I think this was the only development on today's agenda that captured my interest)

Yes it was. Lucien LaGrange's Uptown project (with the trapazoid windows) was also approved today.
     
     
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I saw an Ad on a bus today for Park Monroe, what is the deal with that, are they still planning on massacring that building with a half-redo?
     
     
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