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Originally Posted by Tancredi
Those shoes attached to electrical cables are really bizarre
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It's a thing - maybe American? Maybe anglophone? I don't know the history or anything but people do it. It's kind of like toilet papering someone's house, maybe? Not common, but everyone knows what it is and has seen it, if only in movies.
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Went to the superette and there was one guy in line in front of me, Irish accent. He and the cashier were chatting about travel, and 30-40 seconds in, the conversation turned to how people are properly nice here, say hello passing by you on the street, and always willing to chat, etc. So I leaned in and said, "Would ye two arseholes hurry the fuck up, I'm waiting here?" and they both gasped
I think it's the most successful joke I've ever made in my life. They died laughing when they realized I was tormenting based on their convo.