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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown
Your note should have said:
"There is an inverse relationship between the size of your vehicle and the size of one's dick. Here's a complementary pair of tweezers so that you can properly go piss up a tree. Oh, and move the truck you measly dick mental midget!
Regards,"
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My original note wasn't nearly as clever but was more along the lines of pointlessly vindictive...it read something like...."Just because you were repeatedly raped by your dad doesn't mean the whole world needs to pay for it so move this penis-on-wheels you inbred, toothless, trailer-park, dog-fucking, rat-scum cancer fuck."
My new note that I replaced it with read "Good afternoon, sir. In the future could you possibly park your splendid vehicle on the street so others can get to and from their spaces. It would be most appreciated. Have a wonderful rest of the day....You inbred, toothless, trailer-park, dog-fucking, rat-scum cancer fuck."
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