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Posted Sep 2, 2008, 6:13 PM
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Marooned on Loser's Island
Nobody knows what will float Bombers' boat for winning run
By: Ed Tait | Winnipeg Free Press
Updated: September 2 at 12:40 AM CDT
Bear with us, please, as we unveil a concept for a new TV show that jumped out while watching the absolutely confounding Winnipeg Blue Bombers stumble and fumble through the first half of the Canadian Football League season.
Cue announcer...
"You've seen Lost, the popular serial drama that follows plane-crash survivors on a mysterious tropical island. And now, after making viewers ill in its summer-long run, we give you Marooned!, that gruesome yet gripping docudrama chronicling the travails of the SS Blue Bomber and the crew's 17-year quest for a Grey Cup championship.
"Watch as the crew of this once-proud vessel -- just a few months ago the pride of the East fleet -- scrambles to patch holes in the hull and steer clear of a rocky shoreline with a busted mast and a broken keel.
"Can Commodore Berry rally the crew to a playoff berth, or is there mutiny on the horizon?
"Will Captain Stegall's hunt for a cherished championship ring end in vain?
"How long before Admirals Bauer and Taman cut this bunch adrift and start anew?
"Stay tuned, as the tension will almost certainly lead to more ugliness in the second half of the season!
"Don't miss Marooned!, starring your Winnipeg Blue Bombers, every weekend this fall."
We're biased, but think it's got "hit" written all over it, frankly. Then again, watching the same storylines unfold from week to week -- one loss after another -- can get mundane in a hurry.
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We suppose we could say we saw all this coming, this disastrous 2-7 first half of the 2008 season for the Bomb Squad. We could say we pointed to some warning signs during training camp (see 10 Questions Revisited) that had us concerned as the lid lifted on a new campaign.
But, to tell the truth, we didn't think the collapse would be this complete or come this quickly. We didn't think Kevin Glenn, a Most Outstanding Player candidate a year ago, would have just four touchdowns and 12 interceptions -- let alone be benched for three games -- through the first half of the season.
Who knew an offence that features Glenn, a hall-of-fame running back in Charles Roberts, three 1,000-yard receivers and a solid offensive line would look so challenged just to move the sticks, let alone consistently punch the ball into the end zone?
Or that from week to week the offence, defence and special teams rarely seem to be in sync? That Doug Berry, a Coach of the Year finalist in 2006, would struggle to pull the right strings and push the right buttons on a team which, on paper, is superior to the squad that went 9-9 in his first year?
Most of all, did anybody truly believe the Bombers would suck this bad through nine games?
"It's scary, because we're 2-7 and that's the same number of losses as we had all of last season," defensive tackle Doug Brown said. "A lot of guys are numb and in denial right now. We're in disbelief. There may be changes, and how could we dispute that? We've had every opportunity this season to let our play determine if this team could remain intact. Obviously, we have given them every reason to start changing personnel."
But it's here where Bombers management finds itself in a rather precarious position. No question something needs to be done to shake up a team in a serious funk, but where do you begin? And where do you begin knowing that in the CFL's Least Division, even the smallest win streak -- especially with dates against Toronto and Hamilton on the horizon after this weekend's Banjo Bowl -- puts them right back in the hunt?
"There's little room for error now, but we've still got an opportunity in the playoff race," Roberts reasoned. "It's not out of our hands by any means."
True that. Trouble is, while the defence appears to be re-establishing as a force, the offence continues to look completely discombobulated. Sunday's 19-6 Labour Day Classic loss to the Saskatchewan Roughriders marked the fifth time this season the attack has been held to under 20 points. And though the recent win over Hamilton provided a brief glimpse at the potential of the offence's firepower, the overall creativity or innovation -- the stuff we see in Montreal, Edmonton and Calgary, for example -- is non-existent.
Too many drive-killing penalties, too many drops, poor play from the QB, an offensive line that has been injured and inconsistent, a running back who many are whispering has lost a gear and a legendary receiver who is hobbling...
Again, where do you start when a unit is this across-the-board bad?
"I don't know, but we've got to figure out something, because if we continue to play like this, it will be over," Milt Stegall said. "I don't know exactly what it is. If I had the answer, if I had the formula, we wouldn't be going through this right now. But we've got to figure it out.
"We WILL get it figured out. We're not out of it and we're still optimistic and positive about our situation. We have to watch this film, put it behind us and move on. That's all we can do."
ed.tait@freepress.mb.ca
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