Not surprised that this thread proves that Canadians don't have much of a sense of humour. Still, though, some of these are confounding.
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Originally Posted by urbandreamer
Going on a date in Toronto? Bring a paper bag.
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You got me here. What does this mean? That your date is undoubtedly going to be a big city left-wing eco-conservationist cliché that would be furious if somehow you ended up purchasing something requiring a bag, and the bag offered was plastic?
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Originally Posted by Architype
The only thing worth seeing in Windsor is Detroit.
The only thing worth seeing in Hamilton is Toronto.
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Detroit isn't "in" Windsor, and Toronto isn't "in" Hamilton. You could have gone with "the best thing about Hamilton is the QEW to Toronto," maybe.