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Old Posted Aug 20, 2021, 5:12 PM
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This can go two ways..It can be fun and funny, or can get closed down after a half of page. This is meant to be tongue in cheek, so I'll start with the old and tired.

Drum roll from a drummer please.

Bob- I just got transferred to Winnipeg
Frank - That Sucks!.So sorry to hear..All that they have in in Winnipeg are whores and hockey players!

Bob - I'll have you know that my wife is from Winnipeg!!!
Frank - Oh? what team does she play on?
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Old Posted Aug 20, 2021, 6:14 PM
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Q...........What divides China from India?
A........... The Fraser River.


Q.......... Why is Vancouver called Canada's dumb blond?
A.......... Because it's beautiful on the outside but there's nothing in the middle.
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This can go two ways..It can be fun and funny, or can get closed down after a half of page. This is meant to be tongue in cheek, so I'll start with the old and tired.

Drum roll from a drummer please.

Bob- I just got transferred to Winnipeg
Frank - That Sucks!.So sorry to hear..All that they have in in Winnipeg are whores and hockey players!

Bob - I'll have you know that my wife is from Winnipeg!!!
Frank - Oh? what team does she play on?
The city cop that pulled me over on Highway 417 (in Ottawa) at 2 am on a Sunday, when he learned that I took a road trip to Winnipeg:
“My friend from there told me, ‘If you live there for 3 years without getting stabbed, you’re doing really well.’”

Edit: Welp, moderators are closing this for sure.
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Someone had their phone ringing off the hook after posting a tree house ad for $400 a month.Haven't been around much. Still, never heard many jokes aside from the Maple Laughs
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Everyone's heard some variation of this one:

My girlfriend told me to kiss her somewhere dirty. So I took her to Hamilton.
(Oshawa has been the destination sometimes too; probably other places)
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Vancouver's new welcome sign:

"Welcome to Vancouver, please put away your hopes & dreams".
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Edmonton

That is all.
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Q...........What divides China from India?
A........... The Fraser River.


Q.......... Why is Vancouver called Canada's dumb blond?
A.......... Because it's beautiful on the outside but there's nothing in the middle.
Yikes, did an 8-year old from 1992 tell you these jokes?
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Edmonton

That is all.
You win the thread!!
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The only one I know is from BC: "Living in Richmond means never having to say you're Surrey".
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Toronto and Montreal wanted to have a child together, but their doctor warned that the child may suffer from dwarfism, and be mentally stunted due to a bad genetic pairing.

They never listened, so a year later Ottawa came along.
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Q: How many Laurentian University students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They know Sudbury looks better in the dark.
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Old Posted Aug 21, 2021, 4:06 AM
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Q: How many Laurentian University students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They know Sudbury looks better in the dark.
Ha ha..Good one!
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Old Posted Aug 21, 2021, 4:34 AM
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Edmonton

That is all.
Buddy...towards other cities lol. Stop being so self defeating.

The best thing Coming out of Calgary is Hwy 2 north to Edmonton
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Me: If we swap rich man’s with Richmond’s, it’ll still work.
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There are a number of things to do in Okotoks.
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There are a number of things to do in Okotoks.
So they say - as of yet, I have seen no proof or confirmatory evidence.
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As for Moncton (or really, anywhere along N.B.-2 in general)…
“We’re simply stopping by for gas and for food on our way to Lobster City.”
(Did I just kill 2 birds with one stone?)
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Buddy...towards other cities lol. Stop being so self defeating.

The best thing Coming out of Calgary is Hwy 2 north to Edmonton
The best thing coming out of Calgary is Edmonton Trail, which loops you back into Calgary
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