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Originally Posted by vid
Fat Old Hooker: "Get away from mah curnur! Ah'm doing dis tur raise money fer mah kids! Yer just doin it ter stick needles in yer arms!"
Skinny Drug-addict Hooker: "Whatever bitch! Wherever you stand, I'ma stand beside'dja!"
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Wisdom from the mouth of hookers. Whoever would'a thunk there was a hooker heirarchy?
So, I was working minimal security for a parking lot during a festival here, today, and was the victim of a walk-by preaching. These two guys about my age walk by, but slowly and strangely as if they are trying to be normal, but knowing that they weren't being. One of them says, hello, stops (while the other ones stands to the side of me) for a second, and then immediately launches into "Jesus" this-and-that, have you repented, what church do you go to...usually, I'd have some words to politely but firmly cut them off, but for some reason I was caught totally off guard, and answered a few of their questions. All I was able to get out was questioning if they where down at the festival particularly to preach, asked them what church
they were from (if they'd have been Mormons, I'd have been a bit more prepared), etc...after giving them a few one-word answers and a few firm, dismissive thank you's, they got the hint and left, but were still yelling stuff at me as they continued to walk down the street.
Next time this happens, I want to let these folks know how awkward it is for both the preach and the preached to to deal in this kind of evangelizing, and how incredibly ineffective it is. While I was mostly polite because they were, there were a few times when I lied to their faces and they could tell because I wasn't able to hold in some of my laughter. I really wanted to get out that I'd gone to a religious primary school, and how I know all of their tricks and talking points by heart, but they take advantage of the general kindness/politeness of strangers in this country. I've only been approached this before one other time, and it was by Mormon missionaries, and they were far easier to get rid of.