<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>> - Page 70

rockyi · #**1381** Posted **Jul 6, 2011, 11:08 PM**

......And for that, I thank you.

vid · #**1382** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 12:12 AM**

Goddammit, what am I missing now?

Lipani · #**1383** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 12:27 AM**

vid · #**1384** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 12:48 AM**

OMG

canadaonstrike · #**1385** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 1:17 AM**

lmao

For those of us that are new to this forum who is that and why is he romping around in Salma Hyak's cleavage?

vid · #**1386** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 1:37 AM**

Oh god, it would take years to explain why. Just accept it for what it is, and enjoy the laughs.

rockyi · #**1387** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 3:28 AM**

Why I have NO idea who that li'l imp is......

rockyi · #**1388** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 3:32 AM**

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Originally Posted by vid

Goddammit, what am I missing now?

Must be that Facebook thing.

rockyi · #**1389** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 3:34 AM**

dp, dammit.

Lipani · #**1390** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 4:41 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Why I have NO idea who that li'l imp is......

After Salma Hayek must've been all downhill for him.

Strange Meat · #**1391** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 8:07 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

dp, dammit.

That's what she said.

And brickell with some brilliance:

http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/show...2&postcount=47

Strange Meat · #**1392** Posted **Jul 7, 2011, 8:41 PM**

Ever notice how in a profile picture, if there are two women, the chick whos profile it is always tends to be the ugly one?

rockyi · #**1393** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 1:53 AM**

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Originally Posted by Lipani

After Salma Hayek must've been all downhill for him.

I remember that day....Rosies tit bit me!!......seriously guys, it had teeth!!!!

vid · #**1394** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 2:18 AM**

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Originally Posted by Strange Meat

And brickell with some brilliance:

http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/show...2&postcount=47

I've started a thing!

mthq · #**1395** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 5:22 AM**

My turds are more special, I only make 1 or 2 of those a day (none of them are exactly alike either). STR turds are unique compared to the avalanche of squealing masses of flesh making this small blue ball ever more crowded.

LMich · #**1396** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 6:10 AM**

It can't be legal to ride your Hoveround on a busy one-way street toward oncoming traffic, can it? It also can't be legal to drive your automobile in the middle of three lanes on said street and expect to make a sudden turn into a driveway from said lane without getting hit, can it? 'Cause I saw both scenarios, recently.

Strange Meat · #**1397** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 8:22 AM**

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Originally Posted by mthq

My turds are more special, I only make 1 or 2 of those a day (none of them are exactly alike either). STR turds are unique compared to the avalanche of squealing masses of flesh making this small blue ball ever more crowded.

I like that I started THAT converstaion....

Strange Meat · #**1398** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 8:23 AM**

From my facebook, just now...

Chris #(&%Q(%*@#(%
Dey all tink dey bedder den me. Da fuck you tink I'm frustrated bout. At least I'm not a roided out motherfucker who stresses when we say something to "his" girl after she loudly makes a remark about her being a stripper and I comment to her about that. At least I have big, real balls. Oh and the sickest pad in Denver.
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Chris (#%&#(%&@(375 Funny too when they all try and talk shit yet you bring up going through war and tell them to bring it on that theyre quiet as outside a church on Sunday morning. Hate to shame them in front of their hoe..
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Chris %(#&%(#&%(#&% And, while I obviously don't want to embarrass her by sending her bigger, better built dude to the hospital, it pisses me off, because, you know, I am by far a better man, and have without question better and more interesting stories to tell about my life, not to mention a better sense of humor, better looks, a bigger dick, and, as if it wasn't enough, probably 40 to 50 points, if not more, on his IQ. Yet I go home alone. I should snap his fucking neck (in front of her). Us REAL warriors deserve more respect than we fucking get. I'm tired of it.

EDIT: it's funny how when you wear the uniform, the girls can't get enough. But once your a vet, everyone hates you. Fuck the country i fought for. I get nothing good in return.

mobyhead · #**1399** Posted **Jul 8, 2011, 1:36 PM**

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While I appreciate your age and the wisdom that comes from it, the late '90s is half a lifetime ago for many posters on SSP, including myself.

Hey Mark, old wise one, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

LMich · #**1400** Posted **Jul 9, 2011, 12:45 AM**

I kind of gasped when I saw that quote. lol Not sure it was meant to be implied, but what he implied was that history before the 90's doesn't really matter. Here he was trying to put stuff into perspective for some overdramatic youg'uns like myself, and he gets Kanyed.

"Yo, I understand that you have an embarrassment of experience and widsom to bring to bear in this discussion, and imma let you finish, but..."