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Originally Posted by lirette
There's a pretty good chance we end up with someone who believes the following as our next education minister or some other cabinet position in a 2024 Higgs victory:
-same sex marriage could lead to men marrying animals,
-teens should be charged criminally for having sex
-legalizing abortion crashed the stock market
-got autoimmune hepatitis from a coven of witches
-once met god in a Tim Horton's bathroom
No, I am not joking.
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I wonder what a Liberal win would look like?
-why have men marry animals when our kids can be cats with a litterbox at school?
-we need abortion to avoid having kids, it's better to just keep importing them instead
-morals and ethics are no longer needed, technology will fix everything
-because evolution is real, we now know that we were created by aliens
-teens shouldn't be charged for theft as long as it's under $1000
-arrest people for not using veggie dogs at their family get-togethers
Better hold the wheel the keep it from going in the other direction I guess.