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Cleveland Brown · #**981** Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:18 PM**

^ Pretty good for a drunk post. It lacked spelling and grammatical errors, something I seldom do when posting sober, let alone drunk.

rockyi · #**982** Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:23 PM**

I know this is blasphemy for a person my age to be saying this but....GOD I hate classic rock!!!

vid · #**983** Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:43 PM**

15 minutes to rapture!!

Strange Meat · #**984** Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:47 PM**

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Originally Posted by vid

I would suggest that you divorce your family, but then where would we get our laughs?

Shit. I'd love to have a family that would get wasted and listen to classic rock.

Edit: And I hate classic rock.

vid · #**985** Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:53 PM**

It's better than having a family that listens to country music and prays to "god".

rockyi · #**986** Posted **May 22, 2011, 3:41 AM**

Of all the complaining I've done recently, one problem I don't have is family trouble crap. We get along very well, there's little to no drama, nobody takes advantage of anybody else, nobody is too into country or classic rock, my parents are still practicing Catholics but don't push it on their offspring.......and we also clean up quite nicely.

When we all get together it could make my folks living room floor collapse.

....Other than that, everything else in my life pretty much SUCKS!

rockyi · #**987** Posted **May 22, 2011, 9:13 PM**

Changing the subject but this I need to know.......

Q: Does EVERY guy named Lonnie have a mullet?

vid · #**988** Posted **May 22, 2011, 9:39 PM**

I'm pretty sure there is a law that requires anyone named Lonnie to have a mullet, yes.

rockyi · #**989** Posted **May 22, 2011, 10:55 PM**

I thought so.....and he's usually dating a fat chick named Lynette or Donna.

Strange Meat · #**990** Posted **May 22, 2011, 10:56 PM**

I don't think I've ever met anyone named Lonnie. A few Larrys, but that's it.

My friend (from Des Moines) and I were at a Culvers today, and joking a lot about the midwest. Heh.

rockyi · #**991** Posted **May 22, 2011, 11:05 PM**

Funny you should be making fun of the Midwest while eating at Culvers. Isn't Culvers about as Mid-American as you can get?

Strange Meat · #**992** Posted **May 22, 2011, 11:11 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Funny you should be making fun of the Midwest while eating at Culvers. Isn't Culvers about as Mid-American as you can get?

Exactly, being in the Culvers is what started the jokes. They have an iPhone app, you know... yeah, it was hilarious. Hehe. I swear I like those butter burgers but damn I can only eat there like, once every year or so.

rockyi · #**993** Posted **May 22, 2011, 11:13 PM**

Hell, we have Culvers all over around here and I've only been there once.

hudkina · #**994** Posted **May 23, 2011, 12:29 AM**

There's only half a dozen Culver's in Metro Detroit with all opening only in the last few years. The burgers aren't half bad for a fast food place.

Rizzo · #**995** Posted **May 23, 2011, 3:17 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Changing the subject but this I need to know.......

Q: Does EVERY guy named Lonnie have a mullet?

Well there's Lonnie Lynn, aka 'Common' who lacks hair, so no mullet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_(entertainer)

Rizzo · #**996** Posted **May 23, 2011, 3:19 AM**

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Originally Posted by hudkina

There's only half a dozen Culver's in Metro Detroit with all opening only in the last few years. The burgers aren't half bad for a fast food place.

I get scared seeing the majority of the people there. Will this food make me like that? It tastes good though. Haven't eaten at a Culvers in maybe 4 years.

mobyhead · #**997** Posted **May 23, 2011, 4:08 PM**

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Originally Posted by vid

I would suggest that you divorce your family, but then where would we get our laughs?

Of course, I shouldn't talk. Getting shitfaced in the parking lot of a cheap hotel while listening to bad classic rock—bad Canadian classic rock—is something people do here, as well.

As long as you're playing some Triumph, count me in!

mobyhead · #**998** Posted **May 23, 2011, 4:15 PM**

The storms yesterday came one after another. The 3rd one had some quarter-sized hail. Looks to be an active couple of days for storms.

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touraccuracy · #**999** Posted **May 23, 2011, 5:08 PM**

Never heard of Culvers outside of this thread. Is it more fast food like or sit down restaurant?

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Had a fucked up weekend. Went out of town to hang out at a friends place in the interior of the province... hiked an awesome trail, sampled the local nighlife and women, and then totaled my car yesterday on the home. Spent a couple hours in the hospital, got xrays done. Nothings broken but I have a concussion and my car is fucked.

Strange Meat · #**1000** Posted **May 23, 2011, 6:16 PM**

I totalled a GTI once. Hit a tree head on at 70mph. Spent the night in the hospital (was fine), but those assholes catheterized me. It was some bullshit.