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touraccuracy · #1 Posted **May 20, 2011, 8:28 PM**

i've gotten a job as a process server: finding certain people and handing them legal documents a la 'you've been served'... and the sun won't stop shining and the canucks won't stop winning.

Ayreonaut · #2 Posted **May 20, 2011, 10:13 PM**

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Originally Posted by touraccuracy

i've gotten a job as a process server: finding certain people and handing them legal documents a la 'you've been served'... and the sun won't stop shining and the canucks won't stop winning.

Awesome (well, the job and weather parts). If it's anything like in Pineapple Express it should be fun.

The sun's been shining on me pretty much every day since I left St. John's. Calgary's had a miserable winter, but since I got back it's only had 1 cloudy day.
Yesterday I came out to the Okanagan; it's 27C in Vernon today, and raining in Calgary.

vid · #3 Posted **May 21, 2011, 1:06 AM**

I was served once. It was a very mundane experience, unlike the hearing which, since it involved my landlord and my crazy aunt, was totally hilarious.

vid · #4 Posted **May 21, 2011, 1:59 AM**

Keep in mind that these are Canadians having the discussion.

Centropolis · #5 Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:27 AM**

God left St. Louis alone years ago, fuck "God" and his douchebag "Rapture." I'll speak for the rustbelt here. You gotta be fucking kidding me, I've already seen the end of the world, show me something else.

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Buckeye Native 001 · #6 Posted **May 21, 2011, 6:20 AM**

Q: How did my extended family spend our first night in Bucyrus, before tomorrow's wedding?

A: Getting shit-faced in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn blasting classic rock music at 1am.

rockyi · #7 Posted **May 21, 2011, 1:29 PM**

Damn, Buckeye. It really doesn't get any better for you, does it?
The weekend will be over soon enough.

Buckeye Native 001 · #8 Posted **May 21, 2011, 2:45 PM**

I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty drunk when I posted that.

Cleveland Brown · #9 Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:18 PM**

^ Pretty good for a drunk post. It lacked spelling and grammatical errors, something I seldom do when posting sober, let alone drunk.

vid · #10 Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:16 PM**

I would suggest that you divorce your family, but then where would we get our laughs?

Of course, I shouldn't talk. Getting shitfaced in the parking lot of a cheap hotel while listening to bad classic rock—bad Canadian classic rock—is something people do here, as well.

Strange Meat · #11 Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:47 PM**

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I would suggest that you divorce your family, but then where would we get our laughs?

Shit. I'd love to have a family that would get wasted and listen to classic rock.

Edit: And I hate classic rock.

mobyhead · #12 Posted **May 23, 2011, 4:08 PM**

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Originally Posted by vid

I would suggest that you divorce your family, but then where would we get our laughs?

Of course, I shouldn't talk. Getting shitfaced in the parking lot of a cheap hotel while listening to bad classic rock—bad Canadian classic rock—is something people do here, as well.

As long as you're playing some Triumph, count me in!

mobyhead · #13 Posted **May 23, 2011, 4:15 PM**

The storms yesterday came one after another. The 3rd one had some quarter-sized hail. Looks to be an active couple of days for storms.

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rockyi · #14 Posted **May 21, 2011, 4:23 PM**

I know this is blasphemy for a person my age to be saying this but....GOD I hate classic rock!!!

vid · #15 Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:43 PM**

15 minutes to rapture!!

vid · #16 Posted **May 21, 2011, 9:53 PM**

It's better than having a family that listens to country music and prays to "god".

rockyi · #17 Posted **May 22, 2011, 3:41 AM**

Of all the complaining I've done recently, one problem I don't have is family trouble crap. We get along very well, there's little to no drama, nobody takes advantage of anybody else, nobody is too into country or classic rock, my parents are still practicing Catholics but don't push it on their offspring.......and we also clean up quite nicely.

When we all get together it could make my folks living room floor collapse.

....Other than that, everything else in my life pretty much SUCKS!

rockyi · #18 Posted **May 22, 2011, 9:13 PM**

Changing the subject but this I need to know.......

Q: Does EVERY guy named Lonnie have a mullet?

Rizzo · #19 Posted **May 23, 2011, 3:17 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Changing the subject but this I need to know.......

Q: Does EVERY guy named Lonnie have a mullet?

Well there's Lonnie Lynn, aka 'Common' who lacks hair, so no mullet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_(entertainer)

vid · #20 Posted **May 22, 2011, 9:39 PM**

I'm pretty sure there is a law that requires anyone named Lonnie to have a mullet, yes.