I may catch a lot of flak for this but damn do I miss these! So unhealthy but so good. Like bad horror movie good. Not nutrional but deeply satisfying.
Yeah there was always limited pieces of pepperoni or whatever dog meat they had in them. Instead it was oozing with a mixture of tomato sauce and cheese which looked like vomit or gore. They smelled better than they tasted.
I bought some pop tarts on a whim last year because they were on sale and was feeling some childhood nostalgia. Don't do it! They are definitely more cardboard and artificial tasting than I remember. Now toaster strudel, those were the best.
The more I read about Eddy Savoie the more interesting he gets. Not only does he claim to be worth 1.5 billion but he bought a Tiki bar in Montreal a couple years back.
A couple years ago we were going shopping at West Ed and I pulled into a parking lot in front of Sears and we had this exchange:
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Parking..."
Wife: "No, uh uh. Not here."
Me: "What? Why not?"
Wife: "I'm not walking through fucking Sears."
Me: "Why not? There's lots of parking here, we're just walking through."
Wife: "Park somewhere else, I'm not going into Sears -- it smells like butter."
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