re: Hanlan's Point beach in Toronto. About 6-7 years ago (2016 maybe) my friends living in Calgary at the time came to Toronto for a few nights. The one afternoon we spent hours exploring the Toronto islands (I hadn't been since I was a kid). It was
mostly a great day.
We walked all around and then came to Hanlan's Point. Having all never been to a clothing optional beach before we ventured onto it.
Curiosity killed the cat as they say
Before we even got to dip our toes in the water (fully clothed-wearing shorts) I looked to my left and couldn't believe my eyes. Some dude with the largest erect
unit I've ever seen in person was gratifying himself. Just full on ready to
distribute his free literature all over the sand. I burst out laughing out it was so ridiculous and uncomfortable seeing this in public... in Canada no less.
When my friends finally noticed, my male friend says "Alrighty then, that's enough of the clothing optional beach!" and we quickly moved away from the public obscenity display.
That image unfortunately is seared into my brain. Cannot even make this up. Dude must've been most of the length of a ruler
Letterkenny reference
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