Anyone ever compare prices at Shopper's Dog Fart to Walfart?
It is just incredible how much the spread is.
Whatever costs $5.99 at Walfart costs $8.99 (or more) at Shoppers Dog Fart, for the same fucking item. What's the fucking deal? I mean, they must have similar economies of scale, since there are Shoppers Dog Fart's everywhere (1300+ across Canada), and for chrissakes, that is their fucking bread and butter!
Food items? Easily double at SDM, but ok, they are not a full run grocery store (just a few staples/snacks, yet again, BlawLobs is a huge buying entitity, so the spread should not be so extreme).
And Shoppers Dog Fart does NOT price match.
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Does Shoppers price match with Walmart?
Hi Mike, Shoppers Drug Mart offers our customers value, convenience and an expanded selection of product on a regular basis with pricing consistently competitive in the marketplace, therefore we do not have a price matching policy in place. Thank you.
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Fuck Galen Weston. I really can't stand that rich, phony dweeb.
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In an effort to placate his poverty stricken subjects,Weston decreed a three month long price freeze starting November 2022. Citizens were then given a mere three months to stock up on winter essentials like canned tomatoes, saltine crackers, and coarse barley hand ground at his lordship’s mill. Upon the approach of the January 31st deadline, it was found that Loblaws and their beloved No Name label could no longer withstand the unbearable burden of a 0.0001% decline in shareholder profits.
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“This injustice has gone on for far too long,” continued Weston. “Ninety-six days too long, to be precise, and this nation will tolerate it no more. Each and every product line in this fine Loblawcracy has the God-given right to soar like the mythical Pegasus, and who am I, a mere multi-generational business tycoon, to diminish the sacred profit margins of the ancestral No Name brand?”
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The news was met with confusion by shoppers including local online town crier Ralph Furley who said, “what the hell is this dweeb even talking about? And why are eggs twenty bucks a carton?”
“At that price they’d better be made by Fabergé” added customer and peasant Lisa Stemple, laugh-crying out of sheer desperation as she purchased a pound of unsalted butter for $16.
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/02...-price-freeze/
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Caledon, Ontario –Loblaws CEO Galen Weston defended his $3 million raise this week by noting that it’s really not that much when you think of how expensive things are nowadays.
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“Just last week I went to the store,” Mr. Weston said from his estate. “I got milk, pickles, a loaf of bread, an eighteen-hole golf course on a private island, and mayo. You know what it came to? Nine million dollars. Personally I blame Trudeau.”
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The Loblaws Board was quick to put Mr Weston’s raise into context. “Galen and his family are worth $8.5 billion,” said board member Sheila David. “So what’s another $3 million for the service of being Canada’s most-hated man, and keeping all that attention off the rest of us? He deserves some extra walking-around money.”
Mr. Weston was more circumspect. “I get the criticism, but $3 million isn’t what it used to be. Just last week I had to buy the No-Name Coffee instead of the gourmet stuff. Luckily I don’t drink it, the gardener sprinkles it on the lawn to make it grow faster. I’m not ashamed to say that.”
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