Posted Jan 21, 2017, 11:48 PM
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Straight Outta Windsor
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Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: Windsor, Ontario
Posts: 105
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So apparently an exact replica of the Norwich Block is to be built in Tecumseh...
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When the Norwich Block was torn down to make way for the steel and glass One Riverside Drive West and to get rid of that pesky architectural charm that Windsor once had many people objected to its destruction. After the block’s demise, many thought that these buildings were lost forever. That is until one Tecumseh man took it upon himself to construct an exact replica of the historic block on some property he owns. “I used brick, wood, glass and other period construction materials when I built my replica of the Norwich Block,” said Mario Profaci, electrical engineer and hobby craftsman. “I love the way it’s turned out. I’m really happy with the result.” Profaci has already fielded a massive amount of calls from interested business owners who are, in his words, “Chomping at the bit” to get a spot in the new Norwich Block, which is in the middle of a former corn field outside of the Town of Tecumseh.
“Right now the whole ‘Urban Chic’ thing is really popular,” said Nicole Hastings, financial adviser and expert on business trends. “People want the urban shopping experience, but they don’t want to do it in an actual city. Cities are dangerous, loud, and they smell bad. People want an authentic urban experience without all the fuss and without the risk of being stabbed.” Already, work has begun on a massive parking lot next to the new Block, and on the fringes, other buildings are being built – some rumoured to be fast food restaurants and a used car dealership. “This is the greatest day of my life,” said stucco installer Greg Morin. “Every business on the outlying fringes of this parking lot will be clad in stucco. They want to use bright pastels and burnt Southwestern colour schemes. The New Norwich Block will have stucco on it within 10 years, you’ll see. It’s too expensive to maintain brick – or at least that’s what I’ve heard, I don’t know.”
The first tenant will be local narcotic dealer Tim Horton’s, with other businesses following suit. “I have at least 45 businesses on a waiting list,” said Profaci, “and I want to sell to the highest bidder, so I hope they are prepared for a bidding war. It took me a hell of a long time to carve those columns myself.” When the original Block was in the process of being sold off and dismantled, many citizens loudly objected to this destruction of historical property. The news of this new Norwich Block being opened is bittersweet for the former leader of Save The Block, John Humphrey. “We fought for a long time for the Norwich Block to be saved, but in the end it wasn’t,” said Humphrey. “The fact that this new Block was built is great, but couldn’t they have built it, oh I don’t know, in the actual city rather than in the middle of an old corn field? It’s like a Disneyland version of urbanity.” Responding to this accusation, Profaci was in partial agreement with Humphrey’s assessment. “Yeah, that’s actually a great way to put it. I think that’s how I’ll market it. It’s an urban theme park. I was going to build a replica of Boblo next to it anyway.”
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