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Originally Posted by Always Sunny in SLC
The suspense is killing me. How do you know?
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Someday soon Always Sunny. Some day soon. So here is the rub: you go to the city to hit them up about removing an eyesore property. High potential for unattended death, fire or a terrible combination thereof. Alas, you need a fully approved PERMIT SET, not a plan, to begin demolition. Let's say the fire department is requiring lot consolidation as a condition of approval and that your permit was in process for 10 months already. Well, then it's conditioned on full acquisition of your assemblage and lot consolidation, that may be conditioned on two or three or more contracts with a bunch of different sellers. Okay, so lets say the worst thing happens, the week you are closing your assemblage, not one but two of your un-salvageable crackhouses catches fire. Gratefully nobody is hurt. The fire chief issues an emergency demo order. The owner walks that order into the building dept hopeful of being able to remove this eyesore, which now resembles Dresden in 1945. Their response is "is it secured by fencing? Then it's considered safe. We hereby reject the emergency demo order from the fire department, oh and the emergency demo process takes six months, thanks.". The next week, boarding violations are posted around the property that the owner cannot touch. Permit still not issued.
Ladies and gentlemen, your city. The Sugarhole ordinance has been an abject failure. It has prevented removal of blighted properties which in this era of mass homelessness in every corner of the west side of the city except Rio Grande, is a problem. It has also NOT prevented things like the Millennium Tower site sitting fallow. This is what happens when our city tries to solve problems with poorly thought out code.