What do you do for a living? - Page 3

the Genral · #41 Posted **Mar 30, 2019, 12:46 AM**

I'm a professional male fire ant castrator for hire. I'm trying to eradicate the species one fire ant at a time without the use of harsh chemicals that can harm the environment.
My part time job involves putting those plastic ends on shoe laces...by hand. I feel the craft has suffered due to automation so I decided to resurrect the craft of hand placing aglets on shoe strings.

The ATX · #42 Posted **Mar 30, 2019, 1:08 AM**

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I'm a professional male fire ant castrator for hire. I'm trying to eradicate the species one fire ant at a time without the use of harsh chemicals that can harm the environment.

Magnifying glass and tweezers? Sounds tedious.

the Genral · #43 Posted **Mar 30, 2019, 2:04 AM**

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Magnifying glass and tweezers? Sounds tedious.

Your children's children will thank me, if they live in the yard I'm working on.

The ATX · #44 Posted **Mar 30, 2019, 2:20 AM**

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Your children's children will thank me, if they live in the yard I'm working on.

I would too, I hate those things as does everyone else. Does this involve an application of a natural non-toxic (to humans) pesticide product?

the Genral · #45 Posted **Mar 30, 2019, 3:13 AM**

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I would too, I hate those things as does everyone else. Does this involve an application of a natural non-toxic (to humans) pesticide product?

Nope, snip their wieners and get them banned from the colony by the queen. But seriously, I hope they get more tolerant of freezing weather and continue expanding northward. I really want my friends in NY to experience them the way we have to. Right now I can only describe what they are missing. Oh yeah, I like the overall height and the façade and lack of a parking podium....the roof top observation deck for checking out the planes, the idea of a museum district, capping I35, I agree, light the damn crown, when are they going to break ground on the stadium...what freakin thread am I on???

me................