Well, democracy prevails! Western Espresso it is.
Although, if it's not too late for a compromise, how about...
"Western Espresso Wheat Board"?
It has that quirky urban sound, with the obvious inside joke, yet, rural feel to the name. Eh? Eh?
EDIT: Never mind. Upon clicking this topic, the thread still read as "Coffee House." However, once I went out to the topic list, the name changed to the prevailing name.
Oh well.