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[mobyhead]

Yeah the little shit totaled the van. As far as I know his mom is still locked up in the hospital in NY. His grandfather is going to try and get him enrolled with Teen Challenge. http://www.mntc.org/about-us

[mobyhead]

I am sifting through resumes submitted to our firm for an admin assistant position that we have open. Saw this little ditty on one today....

I had perfect attends in school except for maybe a couple of years. My teacher’s said that I was a hard worker and accomplished anything that I had an intention to finish. She went into the NO folder

[wong21fr]

Buckeye,

I wondered about that. I'll be a bit more discrete in the future.

[rockyi]

Hope things work out for him, Moby.

[Centropolis]

oh fuck there blood on these hotel room sheets. ive been skeeping on a dime sized splat of blood for two nights.

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by Centropolis

oh fuck there blood on these hotel room sheets. ive been skeeping on a dime sized splat of blood for two nights.

Oh gawd! I've never stayed at a place that would dare have less than 500 thread count sheets let alone blood on them. I always find a way to get out of work trips when the client won't pay for at least a stay at the Ritz-Carlton or Four Seasons. /32001

Seriously, a hotel that doesn't change sheets daily (even if one plans to stay a few days) is just as bad as a masseuse who doesn't was her hands between happy endings!

[Centropolis]

plus it streaked

[Centropolis]

gross

[Buckeye Native 001]

Its probably not a good thing that you're ejaculating blood when you're having some "me time" in your hotel room.

Have you thought about getting that checked out!?

[Centropolis]

am feeling a little sore.

[Buckeye Native 001]

You're like the psychotic relative I never knew existed until now

[Strange Meat]

I just saw the last 4 posts in this thread.

*slowly backs away*

[Centropolis]

comfort inn.

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by Centropolis

(Dis)comfort inn.

There, I fixed it for you. I've never stayed there and definately will not now.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Originally Posted by mobyhead

Thanks! He's in northern Minnesota. He got on pain meds while in high school. He hurt his back playing football.

Huh. I don't know why I read the first post about your son thinking the incident occurred in Nevada.

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Oh gawd! I've never stayed at a place that would dare have less than 500 thread count sheets let alone blood on them. I always find a way to get out of work trips when the client won't pay for at least a stay at the Ritz-Carlton or Four Seasons. /32001

I always feel like an uncultured swine whenever I read his posts...

Excuse the fuck out of me for eating at places that dare advertise on TV.

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

I always feel like an uncultured swine whenever I read his posts...

Excuse the fuck out of me for eating at places that dare advertise on TV.

I would never criticize you for eating at any restaurant - TV advertized or not. Frankly, people in my social circles don't give a damn where the Hoi Polloi dine. And honestly, there is a natural supply limit on all superior food products and restaurants, so I am glad when more of you people gobble down the genetically-modified commodity quality crap so that the locally-sourced artisan quality products remain - at stores and restaurants that are not within a middle-class price range. Moreover, my restuarant dinning experiences have been much more enjoyable without seeing so called "middle-class" people who don't have the upbringing or knowledge to appriciate a truly fine dinning experience. Most Americans probably could not taste the difference between Prime Beef and true Japanese Kobe (not the American Wagu imposter).

So by all means take yourself and your friends, who could appear as locals on the next episode of Honey Boo Boo, to stuff your faces with Applebee's "best" deep-fried, sugar-coated offerings! I shall enjoy the absence of your presence the next time I dine at Alinea, Le Cirque... you know, places where the middle-class are free to come - to wait tables or scrub toilets.


[I do a faux asshole quite nicely. Frankly, it's shocking. I should go work for Mitt Romney]

[Buckeye Native 001]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

I would never criticize you for eating at any restaurant - TV advertized or not. Frankly, people in my social circles don't give a damn where the Hoi Polloi dine. And honestly, there is a natural supply limit on all superior food products and restaurants, so I am glad when more of you people gobble down the genetically-modified commodity quality crap so that the locally-sourced artisan quality products remain - at stores and restaurants that are not within a middle-class price range. Moreover, my restuarant dinning experiences have been much more enjoyable without seeing so called "middle-class" people who don't have the upbringing or knowledge to appriciate a truly fine dinning experience. Most Americans probably could not taste the difference between Prime Beef and true Japanese Kobe (not the American Wagu imposter).

So by all means take yourself and your friends, who could appear as locals on the next episode of Honey Boo Boo, to stuff your faces with Applebee's "best" deep-fried, sugar-coated offerings! I shall enjoy the absence of your presence the next time I dine at Alinea, Le Cirque... you know, places where the middle-class are free to come - to wait tables or scrub toilets.


[I do a faux asshole quite nicely. Frankly, it's shocking. I should go work for Mitt Romney]

Fascist

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by LMich

Because he's a ruthlessly ambitious incubus, that's why. There's going to have to pry the Tonight Show from his cold, dead hands.

Yep, just ask Conan.

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

I would never criticize you for eating at any restaurant - TV advertized or not. Frankly, people in my social circles don't give a damn where the Hoi Polloi dine. And honestly, there is a natural supply limit on all superior food products and restaurants, so I am glad when more of you people gobble down the genetically-modified commodity quality crap so that the locally-sourced artisan quality products remain - at stores and restaurants that are not within a middle-class price range. Moreover, my restuarant dinning experiences have been much more enjoyable without seeing so called "middle-class" people who don't have the upbringing or knowledge to appriciate a truly fine dinning experience. Most Americans probably could not taste the difference between Prime Beef and true Japanese Kobe (not the American Wagu imposter).

So by all means take yourself and your friends, who could appear as locals on the next episode of Honey Boo Boo, to stuff your faces with Applebee's "best" deep-fried, sugar-coated offerings! I shall enjoy the absence of your presence the next time I dine at Alinea, Le Cirque... you know, places where the middle-class are free to come - to wait tables or scrub toilets.


[I do a faux asshole quite nicely. Frankly, it's shocking. I should go work for Mitt Romney]

Do I need to seek permission to stop by and order a Fajita Matehuala loaded with prime cuts of free range chicken flesh for lunch? I promise it's from a locally owned place that doesn't advertise and it's staffed with the Quad Cities finest, newly arrived, undocumented workers so the food MUST be authentic, right? And if it's not drizzled with the best Orizaba Goat Cheese I'll scoff at them....Oh yes, I'll scoff at them.


....Whew, keeping up appearances is tough.

[mobyhead]

Originally Posted by Centropolis

comfort inn.

I've always had good experiences with Comfort Inns. Don't even get me started on Red Roof Inn though. Those motels suck donkey dick.

[vid]

I simply refuse to eat at places that advertise, period.