I bet I have you beat in the race to the floor.
I'm, I think, genuinely 5'7.5" barefoot (and yes, that 0.5" is critical to mention). BUT I've been lying about my height for so long, I don't recall if that's the true one or not...
And I just mean I'm always laughing at everything around me under my breath, lol... you type some version of "ha" as often as I do.