April Fool's Jokes
Bob Young to Kick Extra Points For Tiger-Cats During 2015 Preseason Game
Ticats.ca Staff 2015-04-01
The Hamilton Tiger-Cats announced today that Caretaker Bob Young will be taking his talents to the football field this preseason.
Young, unimpressed with the Canadian Football League’s new rule regarding extra points, has decided to take it upon himself to handle the Ticats kicking responsibilities after touchdowns during the team’s preseason game on Monday, June 8 against the Ottawa REDBLACKS at Tim Hortons Field.
Always a forward thinker, Young was very vocal in insisting that the rules committee come up with an exciting solution for the fans regarding the extra point. Bob was beyond disappointed after last week’s announcement that the league has ‘copped out’ and moved the ball back to the 25-yard line, ONLY resulting in a 32-yard kick.
"They've replaced a kick with a 99 percent success rate, with a kick that's got an 84 percent success rate,” remarked Young. “Why not make it a real challenge? I was proposing in the league meetings that extra points should be kicked from the 40, or even the 45-yard line. Even I can split the uprights from 32 yards.”
As per team policy, the details of Young’s contract weren’t publically announced, but The Caretaker has wasted no time selecting his jersey number and hitting the practice field.
“I used to practice kicking field goals after school just for something to do. I’ve got a surprisingly strong leg. I’ve spent the last few days training with Justin Medlock and I’ve already hit one from 35 yards!”
Medlock was unavailable for comment.
Young, and the rest of his Tiger-Cats teammates, will look to extend their home unbeaten streak to 8-0 at Tim Hortons Field when the team hosts the Toronto Argonauts on Monday, August 3 for the Black & Gold's home opener. Visit Ticats.ca to get your tickets!