You know, recent and ongoing chatter about tunnels and walkways downtown has got me thinking: all of the tall buildings in the core should be connected with a network of ziplines!
Now, you
might have questions. Roquentin, are there enough tall buildings downtown to make ziplining practical? Who cares! We can easily build more tall buildings. Will property owners want ziplines on their rooftops and “zippers” in their buildings? Who cares! Property owners will do whatever we tell them. What will happen to businesses that aren’t part of the zipline network? Who cares! New rooftop businesses will take their place. Who will pay for all of these ziplines? Who cares! Isn’t this a mind-numbingly absurd and simplistic “plan”/fantasy? Who cares!
Don’t ask questions! Don't be a zipline hater! This is an important priority! Zipping around downtown will be so fun and easy that it will even make it possible to survive our apocalyptic winters. Show that you care about the future of this city, and have some imagination. It's time the city had a new motto: "Saskatoon Zips!"
Of course, maybe ziplines are more of a Shelbyville, oops I mean Regina, idea.......
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Originally Posted by SaskE30
I've heard rumors from pretty reliable sources that there is a lot of interest from private inventors to redevelop the old castle schools. I for one, hope they come to fruition!
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That's great! But who wants to talk about redeveloping beautiful historical buildings in the inner city when we can talk about ziplines instead!