Didn't have a chance. I was right at the ticketmaster checkout, before I somehow screwed myself over on not enough funds in my CC.
However, my co-worker is offering me some tickets once the schedule comes out later this month, so it's okay.
This is awesome! Sold out in 17 minutes (or 4 minutes, depending on who you believe). Eat your heart out haters! This is going to be a blast!!