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Originally Posted by TowerDistrict
They're likely the most over zealous NIMBYs in the state of California.
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Second only to the East Sac NIMBYs..
So I couldn't resist. Blame it on the stupid meetings that I had to go to this morning, but my sarcasm is kicking in...
Here is my version of Tower District's list:
The LPCA opposes the project on the following grounds...
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Building height - too tall. want it limited to 2 stories
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Building use - waaaay too much stuff going on. It can't have any type of commerce/living/dining going on that would interfere with the drunks and bums falling off lightrail at the Broadway station
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Site plan - want more access points to parking, i.e. to completely cover lot but still allow for landscaping listed below
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Design - musn't look newer than the heritage auto dealership shed on the south side of Broadway as this would be unfair. Must contain an equal number of boarded up windows as the old Ringup Rivet building at 24th and Broadway. Plus, no spire allowed: Way too sexy for our sensibilities
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Sense of place - must blend in with the other ramshakle heritage buildings and open space around. Special studies must be conducted to determine whether the natural fuana (weeds) in the lot are protected species
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Sidewalks - want larger sidewalks to accomodate 2 shopping carts and a sleeping slacker teenager
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Landscaping - want large canopy shade trees and landscaping strips on all street frontages but make sure that they're not too sexy
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Lighting - want historic cast iron acorn lights surrounding the project that may only be lit on the 4th of July
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Utilities - want existing utilities to be preserved to match the rest of the neighborhood
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Signage - plan to oppose any electronic signage. NOTE: Neon is allowed provided it proclaims "Hystrionic Broadway" in colors that match the T_WE_ neon.